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[fingersman]

Here's one...I don't know if you heard it already but here it goes.....


The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his

subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive

their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he ranted

and raved for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This

time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still dissatisfied,

he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all

thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady

in the rear. "Mrs. Jones, why are you not willing to forgive your

enemies?" "I don't have any "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old

are you?" "Ninety-three." "Mrs.Jones, please come down in front and

tell the congregation how a person live to be ninety-three, and not

have an enemy in the world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered

down the aisle, very slowly turned around and

said: "It's easy ... I just outlived the bitches."