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Doctor Zhivago Post your jokes here. 09-16-2002, 09:28 PM

GameMaster What's gray and has a... 09-16-2002, 09:34 PM

Doctor Zhivago ...Better than mine, I guess.... 09-16-2002, 09:38 PM

Ginkasa A guy walks into a bar. ... 09-16-2002, 10:06 PM

Doctor Zhivago Your mother is so fat that... 09-16-2002, 10:15 PM

GameMaster Where does the principal send... 09-16-2002, 10:17 PM

Doctor Zhivago *reads GameMaster's last... 09-16-2002, 10:19 PM

GameMaster What do you call sleeping... 09-16-2002, 10:21 PM

Doctor Zhivago Let's end the *shrugs and... 09-16-2002, 10:24 PM

GameMaster Why do seagulls fly over the... 09-16-2002, 10:27 PM

Jason1 oops I just gave my dog a... 09-16-2002, 10:35 PM

Guest The blinders can be on the... 09-16-2002, 10:54 PM

GameMaster What did Sushi A say to Sushi... 09-16-2002, 11:14 PM

Happydude lol...GM, you are an... 09-16-2002, 11:47 PM

Xantar Here's one that I made up... 09-17-2002, 12:03 AM

Happydude lol...good one... 09-17-2002, 11:57 AM

Doctor Zhivago Well, Xantar's wasn't half... 09-17-2002, 03:00 PM

Crono heres a joke: what do you... 09-17-2002, 03:28 PM

Doctor Zhivago *tries to laugh at Crono's... 09-17-2002, 03:34 PM

The Germanator What does a Canadian orgasm... 09-17-2002, 05:49 PM

Happydude :wtf::hmm: 09-17-2002, 05:51 PM

Doctor Zhivago I, uh...don't get it. 09-17-2002, 05:52 PM

Ginkasa The the shrugging and walking... 09-17-2002, 05:58 PM

Doctor Zhivago The *shrugs and walks away*... 09-17-2002, 06:07 PM

The Germanator Ya know how "eh" in... 09-17-2002, 06:23 PM

Happydude isn't it the female that... 09-17-2002, 07:03 PM

The Germanator Whatever, it doesn't... 09-17-2002, 07:12 PM

DarkMaster wut the hell? Canadian isnt a... 09-17-2002, 07:35 PM

The Germanator Well, I know it's a... 09-17-2002, 07:54 PM

Doctor Zhivago Well...I guess I get it now.... 09-17-2002, 08:02 PM

DarkMaster you heard wrong, we dont say... 09-17-2002, 08:09 PM

Ginkasa "Amazing, a booby trap... 09-17-2002, 08:36 PM

DarkMaster wut in the hell!?!?!... 09-17-2002, 08:53 PM

The Germanator Well, the main reason I... 09-17-2002, 10:20 PM

GameMaster I heard Canadians have quick... 09-17-2002, 10:22 PM

drolldurham ...so then I said... 09-17-2002, 11:48 PM

GameMaster Knock-knock... Who’s... 09-18-2002, 12:57 AM

Angrist What is the most used... 09-18-2002, 04:20 AM

Doctor Zhivago Knock knock! Who's there? ... 09-18-2002, 02:59 PM

Doctor Zhivago CNN Late Breaking News! It... 09-18-2002, 03:04 PM

Doctor Zhivago Yeah, I know that this one... 09-18-2002, 03:09 PM

BlueFire I'm going to hurt all of... 09-18-2002, 03:38 PM

Doctor Zhivago Here's another awful (and... 09-18-2002, 05:01 PM

GameMaster What's the difference between... 09-18-2002, 09:05 PM

DarkMaster wuts the difference between a... 09-18-2002, 09:09 PM

BlueFire A penguin isn't the product... 09-18-2002, 09:30 PM

Doctor Zhivago Actually, elephants can be... 09-18-2002, 09:40 PM

Perfect Stu You guys have a worse chance... 09-18-2002, 11:15 PM

GameMaster What kind of ants are the... 09-18-2002, 11:56 PM

quiet mike Do You know The Hight of... 09-19-2002, 02:13 PM

BlueFire I'm going to hurt you. 09-19-2002, 02:50 PM

Doctor Zhivago BLueFire threatens us too... 09-19-2002, 03:09 PM

DarkMaster that may very well be...but... 09-19-2002, 03:19 PM

Perfect Stu this thread makes me sad, in... 09-19-2002, 03:51 PM

Happydude darkmaster...lol...you would... 09-19-2002, 04:03 PM

Doctor Zhivago This one really isn't that... 09-19-2002, 04:13 PM

The Germanator LOL!!! IT"S FUNY CUZ... 09-19-2002, 10:23 PM

GameMaster Knock knock. Who's... 09-20-2002, 04:15 AM

Doctor Zhivago ......um, right. Well, thanks... 09-20-2002, 05:24 AM

BlueFire *loads the pistol* 09-20-2002, 03:01 PM

Professor S A man walks into a... 09-20-2002, 03:15 PM

Perfect Stu in response to the Stangler's... 09-20-2002, 03:20 PM

ClownofDespair Sixty-one posts and not a... 09-20-2002, 03:51 PM

BlueFire What the hell were you... 09-20-2002, 03:59 PM

Doctor Zhivago More bad jokes coming your... 09-20-2002, 07:07 PM

Doctor Zhivago Here are a few Woody Allen... 09-20-2002, 07:17 PM

Ginkasa I was watching AFV and a... 09-20-2002, 10:26 PM

Doctor Zhivago What is AFV? 09-20-2002, 10:31 PM

Ginkasa America's Funniest Videos...... 09-21-2002, 12:15 AM

Bojangles The Woody Allen thing was... 09-21-2002, 10:59 AM

Perfect Stu I don't think so... but his... 09-21-2002, 01:13 PM

Doctor Zhivago Not funny, Stu. No one, and I... 09-21-2002, 02:21 PM

Perfect Stu Woody Allen is a perverted... 09-21-2002, 03:07 PM

BlueFire Umm.. *runs away* 09-22-2002, 12:22 AM

Professor S Wether or not you like Woody... 09-22-2002, 11:52 AM

Doctor Zhivago I don't think that he's... 09-22-2002, 03:41 PM

Ginkasa I've always ordered beverages... 09-22-2002, 04:07 PM

Doctor Zhivago ...was...that...a...joke? Wel... 09-22-2002, 04:16 PM

BlueFire Die. 09-22-2002, 06:50 PM

Perfect Stu actually, I don't think he's... 09-22-2002, 08:22 PM

BreakABone A man went to a French... 09-22-2002, 08:31 PM

Doctor Zhivago I don't know why, but that... 09-23-2002, 03:04 PM

Perfect Stu different people, different... 09-23-2002, 05:38 PM

GameMaster Jim Carrey, now there's a... 09-23-2002, 10:14 PM

The Germanator Norm McDonald is a funny... 09-23-2002, 10:28 PM

GameMaster Incoming bad joke A man is... 09-23-2002, 10:37 PM

One Winged Angel I got one!!!! Why did... 09-23-2002, 10:39 PM

Cyrax9 Iprobably have this in here... 09-23-2002, 10:41 PM

Angrist ehm... Kidney?? :confused: Oh... 09-24-2002, 09:03 AM

Shadow_Link Angrist, the guy was just... 09-24-2002, 12:18 PM

BlueFire I'm going to send your... 09-24-2002, 02:57 PM

Doctor Zhivago Don't listen to him,... 09-24-2002, 03:09 PM

Xantar You know, I see an awful lot... 09-24-2002, 04:21 PM

Testament lol i got a funny one..lol... 09-24-2002, 05:19 PM

Testament oh man no one on any forums... 09-24-2002, 05:35 PM

Xantar A little impatient, are we?... 09-24-2002, 05:57 PM

Testament actually its more funny when... 09-24-2002, 06:07 PM

GameMaster I can't visualize, could... 09-24-2002, 06:54 PM

One Winged Angel I've known Bluefire longer... 09-24-2002, 11:55 PM

Angrist Or how to keep the water... 09-25-2002, 09:03 AM

Xantar Well, the book I read didn't... 09-25-2002, 01:00 PM

BlueFire ... :hmm: 09-25-2002, 02:59 PM

Doctor Zhivago It's nothing to be... 09-25-2002, 03:59 PM

BlueFire I really want to see you... 09-25-2002, 04:15 PM

Doctor Zhivago *slits wrists to appease... 09-25-2002, 04:23 PM

fingersman Here's one...I don't know if... 09-25-2002, 04:53 PM

Ginkasa That was pretty funny IMO... 09-25-2002, 07:52 PM

GameMaster :lol: good one fingersman :D 09-25-2002, 11:16 PM

Dragon-Fly Man that was one funny joke,... 09-29-2002, 12:48 PM

Lord Germano Back to the height... 09-30-2002, 10:19 PM

GameMaster A Variation by GameMaster ... 10-01-2002, 12:45 AM

Lord Germano lol, very well,... 10-01-2002, 02:07 AM

Angrist :rofl: Those 2 were good! :D:D 10-01-2002, 08:32 AM

Lord Germano what, no more jokes? 10-03-2002, 12:35 AM

GameMaster What do you call throw up... 10-03-2002, 01:39 AM

Lord Germano What mountain sleeps the... 10-03-2002, 02:37 AM

Doctor Zhivago You haven't stopped me yet,... 10-06-2002, 02:15 AM

fingersman Well I just found this joke... 10-13-2002, 01:11 AM

Xantar Ok, you want a really bad... 10-13-2002, 02:41 PM

Crono lol fingersman, that one was... 10-13-2002, 05:54 PM

GameMaster A Homemade Joke Brought to... 10-14-2002, 02:34 AM

fingersman Very funny Xantar, btw when... 10-14-2002, 12:12 PM

Angrist Lol there are some real good... 10-14-2002, 12:20 PM

Xantar These are all answerable by... 10-14-2002, 03:24 PM

Angrist We could do a StarCraft... 10-14-2002, 04:36 PM

Ginkasa Okay, I have a joke: A guy... 10-14-2002, 05:42 PM

drolldurham there are so many friggin... 10-14-2002, 07:05 PM

Ginkasa Well, I've already heard... 10-14-2002, 07:09 PM

GameMaster A Homemade Joke by... 10-14-2002, 11:25 PM

Doctor Zhivago I've been away for a really... 11-12-2002, 01:08 PM

BlueFire I hate you. 11-12-2002, 03:34 PM

Shadow_Link There are two nuns. One of... 11-12-2002, 05:09 PM

magus113 A little kid gets onto a bus... 11-20-2002, 07:59 PM

Doctor Zhivago Yes, and perhaps if your... 11-21-2002, 11:51 AM

BlueFire Kill it 11-21-2002, 03:29 PM

Doctor Zhivago You, go away! Leave this... 11-21-2002, 03:34 PM

BlueFire Fine! :mad: *takes Voo Doo... 11-21-2002, 03:44 PM

Doctor Zhivago I should have had my wicker... 11-21-2002, 03:49 PM

Guest So a gay guy walks in to a... 11-21-2002, 07:10 PM

Guest please don't ban me for this... 11-21-2002, 07:13 PM

Doctor Zhivago Wow, I really couldn't make... 11-21-2002, 10:09 PM

GameMaster Where was the joke in that?... 11-22-2002, 01:50 AM

BlueFire ... I wish I could hurt... 11-22-2002, 08:15 AM

Dragon-Fly Ok, here's a joke, maybe you... 11-30-2002, 03:54 PM

Happydude yeah...the blonde joke is... 11-30-2002, 04:33 PM

Doctor Zhivago This thread keeps coming back... 11-30-2002, 08:15 PM

Shadow_Link This isn't really a joke...... 11-30-2002, 09:19 PM

Happydude :rofl: nice one shadow link... 11-30-2002, 09:24 PM

Happydude i got one...i found this one... 12-02-2002, 12:29 PM

Xantar Ahhh...a take off on the... 12-02-2002, 12:40 PM

Happydude uh...huh...:wtf: 12-02-2002, 02:26 PM

09-22-2002, 03:41 PM	#11
Doctor Zhivago Banned Doctor Zhivago is offline Location: I live in a pineapple under the sea. Now Playing: Posts: 278	I don't think that he's perverted at all. He's just a morally bankrupt man (Kinda like me...without the man part, I guess.). And, yeah, he is one of the funniest people alive. EDIT: Why all this talk about Allen, anyway? This isn't the official Woody Allen thread, you know, it's just a fun thread where we post bad jokes to annoy BLueFire. Last edited by Doctor Zhivago : 09-22-2002 at 04:01 PM.

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