Favorite George W. Bush quotes

[Dylflon]

A very interesting thing I've noticed is that when Bush says something dumb they call it a Bushism. But if anyone else spoke like him they'd call them a moron.

Anyhow, here are some of my favorite Bushisms.

"They misunderestimated me."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."

"I think there is some methodology in my travels."

"It's your money. You paid for it."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

Funny stuff.

[Seth]

They are funny.

Where did you aquire those from?

[Happydude]

now thats what i call a moron...or retard...which ever

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by bouncer_agb

They are funny.

Where did you aquire those from?

I aquired them from several web sources. They have dates too. Just run a google search and you'll find them and more.

[Stonecutter]

My favorite is still

"There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee. It says fool me once... shame on... uh... shame on... you. Fool me can't get fooled again!"

- G. W. Bush

[GameMaster]

<---- A kind hearted chuckle.

[Dark Samurai]

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

What a f*cking dumbass.

[GT News]

Originally Posted by Dark Samurai

What a f*cking dumbass.

f*cking dumbass is a f*cking dumbass.

[Dark Samurai]

Thats right, CamFu!!!!!!!

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by CamFuBot

f*cking dumbass is a f*cking dumbass.

Stupid is as stupid does...


I like the quote which isnt on there...and i dont remember thw quote exactly, But he said something like " The french dont een have a word for________" i forget the word,...but i know it was a french one...


(its not as funny if its explained out like that )

[Typhoid]

And this will probably be a double post, but i want to throw out my favorite images when placed beside eachother.

[Swan]

haha that is great. the best though are "misunderestimate'' and "is our children learning" geeze that mans is not smart being and think if hes elected again what "bushisms" is he going to make then just pray hes not elected again unless your frum texas and then i dont care...

[Canyarion]

He really made Europe laugh. Thanks for voting for him!

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Canyarion

He really made Europe laugh. Thanks for voting for him!

People voted for him?!?! I think it was actually tied in votes...but the people who decide, decided that he would be the most amusing while trying to give speeches and whatnot. Plus Al Gore is just plain boring.

[Crash]

Bringing up the past bush quotes thing:

These quotes were actually said by Dan Quayle, not george w. bush (Dan Quayle was george bush seniors' vice president, so i dont know how it got translated to George W.) Democrats

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
--9/15/88

just think it's funny how one person says one thing, and everyone takes it as gospol truth.

(no disrespect for dylflon)


Here are some funny (not as dumb though) Kerry Quotes:

"We are gathered here today to remind you that we are gathered here today." John Kerry 2004

"I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach... That's hunting."

"People have asked me what it is like to run for the highest, most powerful office in the land... I have no earthly idea."