Bachelor Party Ideas

Crash · 07-05-2004, 12:38 AM

My best friend of 10 years is getting married, and I'm the best man, so i have to come up with ideas for the bachelor party. It's going to be this saturday. Help me out with ideas!

so far, i have:

strippers
booze
handcuff him to blow up doll
t-shirts saying funny things (but what should they say?)
buy nude calendars, and hang em all over his house

gimme some ideas here guys!

GameMaster · 07-05-2004, 12:50 AM

Blind fold him and make him give everyone a whip-cream b.j.

Jonbo298 · 07-05-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

Blind fold him and make him give everyone a whip-cream b.j.

When I saw you reply, I was scared to read what you would say. And that scared me

Joeiss · 07-05-2004, 01:15 AM

lots and lots of booze, and lots and lots of strippers.

fake tattoos are always a blast.. when he is nice and drunk, slap a couple dragons on his back, then show him in the morning, hahah.

BlueFire · 07-05-2004, 01:16 AM

Surprise him with strippers that are actually transvestites.

Acebot44 · 07-05-2004, 01:22 AM

Rent a midget and a tub of lemon JELL-O

Crash · 07-05-2004, 01:58 AM

one of our plans was to get the stripper to spend some time playing halo with us. naked of course, she'd probably Pwned! us all

hopefully she'll allow cameras

Typhoid · 07-05-2004, 02:39 AM

For the stripper, do what my brothre did with his friends ( 2 occasions/2 different friends)

The first is get a midget stripper

The second, is get a male stripper.

Dylflon · 07-05-2004, 02:44 AM

You could play naked paintball. Make sure you wear cups.

Typhoid · 07-05-2004, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

You could play naked paintball. Make sure you wear cups.

That is the single gayest idea for a bachelor party i've ever heard of...a bunch of naked guys in a forest,score.

Another idea i heard of on TV is:

Make sure hes pissed ( drunk) and say your going to give him a beard, so you put glue on his face, then put all the hair on his face.
But the hair is no ordinary hair, no, its pubic hair.
So all in all, your gluing all of yours guyses pubes to his face.

Granted it only works, if he doesnt have a beard, or if you guys have pubes....

GameMaster · 07-05-2004, 03:17 AM

Take turns riding his face. Remember, this is his last chance to experiment and discover himself.

Dylflon · 07-05-2004, 03:27 AM

You're gross.

Typhoid · 07-05-2004, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Blind fold him and make him give everyone a whip-cream b.j.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Take turns riding his face. Remember, this is his last chance to experiment and discover himself.

BreakABone · 07-05-2004, 10:38 AM

Am I the only one hoping at this point that GameMaster is at best bi-curious?

I mean I don't think anyone would say that in public too often.

Well, if your friend is a fan of videogames, maybe get strippers dressed like Princess Peach and Zelda.. though that is a whole lot of clothes.

Hmm, I don't know what else you need other than strippers and booze at that point.. Maybe a reasons to drink more booze?

Happydude · 07-05-2004, 03:50 PM

strippers dressed as cops are always nice...and they got handcuffs too