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Old 01-17-2004, 02:30 AM   #1
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so i'm driving home from work today, and some dude is doing like 100 down the road, and pulls within inches of my bumber and acts like he's going to hit me, what do i do, well, when they drive by, i flip him off.... so what do they do, they act like they are going to hit me some more... AND THROW A BOTTLE AT MY CAR!!! So what do i do? I call the police and they see me on the phone, so they turn off their lights (it was at night) and speed off. I report it to the cops, and give em their description. I have their license plate number now... Does anyone know of a good way to find out where these people live by their registration from their license plate number? I'd really love to bash in their windows.

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Old 01-17-2004, 02:32 AM   #2
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You can track registration with programs like Net Detective
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:43 AM   #3
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yes, you are absolutely right, now, are these jerks worth 29.99 plus the risk of a misdemeanor? Let me leave this post up a while and ponder this after I have gotten some rest.


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Old 01-17-2004, 02:43 AM   #4
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so i'm driving home from work today, and some dude is doing like 100 down the road, and pulls within inches of my bumber and acts like he's going to hit me, what do i do, well, when they drive by, i flip him off.... so what do they do, they act like they are going to hit me some more... AND THROW A BOTTLE AT MY CAR!!! So what do i do? I call the police and they see me on the phone, so they turn off their lights (it was at night) and speed off. I report it to the cops, and give em their description. I have their license plate number now... Does anyone know of a good way to find out where these people live by their registration from their license plate number? I'd really love to bash in their windows.

Dark blue or black Jeep grand cherokee (new within the last 3 years)

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734-IIL

I've seen many assholes on the road. The good thing is that you're safe and you have enough info to screw them over. Try not getting yourself in trouble though.
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:41 AM   #5
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I'd go for the screwing over part... its much more fun to watch them suffer when you're not in trouble
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:21 AM   #6
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I'd go for the screwing over part... its much more fun to watch them suffer when you're not in trouble
cops called back, they said, "since you didn't get a good look at the driver (yeah his car is like 3 feet above mine), we can't do anything"

looks like plan b will have to be put into effect, paint remover, supersoaker, middle of night, happiness (but not for them)
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:48 AM   #7
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They can't just find the car, impound it, find the owners and f*ck the owners over?? The system is corrupt i tell you
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:03 AM   #8
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my girlfriends dad is a cop I'll go over there and check on his little computer thing and post it for ya
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:44 AM   #9
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so i'm driving home from work today, and some dude is doing like 100 down the road, and pulls within inches of my bumber and acts like he's going to hit me, what do i do, well, when they drive by, i flip him off.... so what do they do, they act like they are going to hit me some more... AND THROW A BOTTLE AT MY CAR!!! So what do i do? I call the police and they see me on the phone, so they turn off their lights (it was at night) and speed off. I report it to the cops, and give em their description. I have their license plate number now... Does anyone know of a good way to find out where these people live by their registration from their license plate number? I'd really love to bash in their windows.

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Old 01-17-2004, 07:05 PM   #10
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Try eggs. Ive heard they take the paint off.
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:22 PM   #11
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I took a dark road through the forest on my bike so I could get home faster. When I was going downhill, there were A LOT of branches suddenly on the road!! I was kinda like an ambush . Fortunately I didn't fall. When I cleared the road (there were bikers behind me too), I heard people (kids?) laugh in the bushes nearby...

That's just sick, they could've got me killed! Or someone else!!!
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Old 01-17-2004, 10:32 PM   #12
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Try eggs. Ive heard they take the paint off.
Ive also heard that if you take bologna, and lay it on a car, when it is peeled off, it takes the paint with it.

I fully support your decision to go mess the guy up. Have fun.
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Old 01-17-2004, 10:44 PM   #13
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Do you have a paintball gun, crash? those do wonders.
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:23 PM   #14
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Old 01-17-2004, 11:52 PM   #15
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People are idots these days a couple of nights ago I had some asshole speed up next to me when I was try to get on the interstate and he wouldent get over. So I speed up and got in front of him. So he rode my tail with his brights on . Then I slamed on my brakes. Then he backed off, turned off his brights and got off at the next exit. That was a bad day.
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