Would you read...

[Xantar]

...a writing lesson by me based on my fan fiction?

Here's the deal: people keep bothering me and asking how I write so well (even though I really do think my fanfics are junk) and how they can learn to write well too. I personally believe that I'm not the person to talk to if you want to learn how to write, but to please some people, I might write some posts about how to put together a story and develop a writing style using my fanfics as examples. Okay, so it also might get some people to read my junk, but believe it or not, I'm not plugging my fanfics this time.

So how about it? Would you like to learn how to make plot twists like the ones in my Perfect Dark fanfic? Or do you want me to just shut up about my damn fanfics already?

One last wrinkle: I'm thinking of putting such writing lessons in the Black Project Forum. The place needs something to liven it up, and if you're that desperate to read my stuff, it's not like it actually costs you anything to get access. Although strangely, Neo still doesn't seem to have docked my dbln count for my membership even though I've been there for many months now. Or maybe he just keeps giving me 100 dblns every month.