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Old 11-13-2012, 11:11 AM   #1
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The doctor stuck his finger up my butt. It hurt.
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Old 11-13-2012, 05:09 PM   #2
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Everything hunky-dory?
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Old 11-13-2012, 07:52 PM   #3
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Sounds like a very touching story.
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:42 PM   #4
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Rectum, it damn near killed him!
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:17 PM   #5
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protect your ass! Saw Palmetto extract for your prostate gentlemen.

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Old 11-16-2012, 05:55 PM   #6
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It's one of life's more intriguing aspects.
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Old 11-17-2012, 01:37 AM   #7
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Am I just thinking things, or has Jonbo been gone for about as long as GM has?
If im not crazy, welcome back good chum!
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:23 PM   #8
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Am I just thinking things, or has Jonbo been gone for about as long as GM has?
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:32 PM   #9
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Jokes aside, you're pretty young to be getting your ass plumbed. Everything ok?
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Old 11-20-2012, 12:41 AM   #10
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You pussy. I put things up my ass all the time, without a doctor's order.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:08 PM   #11
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Yes my bum is fine, mostly.
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:30 PM   #12
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I'm only bumping this so I don't have to read about Gangnam style anymore.
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:05 AM   #13
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Bump for fingers in the ass.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:21 PM   #14
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Bump for fingers in the ass.
Fingers in the ass hurt. They're rough. Dick... Now that's an ass fucking!
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