Spiteful Bitches

TheSlyMoogle · 01-16-2012, 10:39 PM

So...

To keep a long story short, anyone know a good way to deal with spiteful bitches?

Professor S · 01-16-2012, 11:01 PM

Give them an upper-decker: Take a dump in the tank part of a toilet.

Combine 017 · 01-17-2012, 12:41 AM

Depends what they did. Is there a common theme going on here?

Teuthida · 01-17-2012, 09:24 AM

It depends on the model of the bitch you have, but on the lower back around the fifth lumbar vertebra there should be a little dial branded with a small cursive 'S'. Turn it, I would say maybe three times counterclockwise, to release any excess spite. Be sure to do this outdoors and away from flammable material.

Typhoid · 01-17-2012, 03:34 PM

I think there is some type of pressure release inside the vagina, so when you get a dick in there to press that button - then all the spiteful-bitch-gas tends to escape. Pressure will keep building up, though. So you're going to need to keep pushing that button.

Neo · 01-17-2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

So...

To keep a long story short, anyone know a good way to deal with spiteful bitches?

Treat them like you would a bratty little sister. Call her a "little girl" who needs a spanking. And if you're feeling brave, you can offer to be one to administer the spanking.

Bond · 01-17-2012, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

So...

To keep a long story short, anyone know a good way to deal with spiteful bitches?

But I want the long story...

Professor S · 01-17-2012, 08:09 PM

Seriously... take a dump in her toilet tank. It's a nightmare.

Fox 6 · 01-17-2012, 08:29 PM

Replace birth control pills with sweet tarts.

Teuthida · 01-18-2012, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor S

Seriously... take a dump in her toilet tank. It's a nightmare.

Methinks there's a story behind this suggestion.

Professor S · 01-18-2012, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Teuthida

Methinks there's a story behind this suggestion.

Long story short: The year after I graduated college the school condemned my frat house (with good reason) and turned it into a co-ed dorm. When I visited over homecoming, I saw the females had duct-taped a line between the "boys" and "girls" side of the bathroom, so the boys wouldn't "mess it up with all their boyness, tee hee!"

So I upper-decked the shit out of their toilet.

Neo · 01-19-2012, 10:30 AM

The best way to deal with women is to think of them as a walking life support system for their vagina.

Swan · 01-19-2012, 09:48 PM

Bitches be crazy yo!

TheSlyMoogle · 01-28-2012, 03:52 AM

The Long Story was my friend... We'll call her Lesbian number 1, and another friend... We'll call her bi-sexual number 1, had a summer fling over the summer of 2011. Now they are my roommates, and bi-sexual number 1 was jealous of lesbian number 1's new girlfriend, even though bi-sexual number 1 has fucked at least 15+ guys since august of 2011. Those are 15 that I know about since she moved in around November.

Anyway Lesbian number 1 never said a fucking word about any of this, and other than being visibly jealous, nothing was said.

The moment Lesbian number 1 got a girlfriend, and bi-sexual number 1 found out and met her...

Hell broke loose. Lots of mean and hurtful things were said, and lies told. In the end I ended up kicking bi-sexual number 1 out of my house as I really didn't need the drama or the extra help paying rent. So... Problem solved.

And if anyone thinks I'm being cruel I've only know bi-sexual number 1 since July of 2011, and half the time I enjoyed her company and the other half of the time I wanted to shoot her. Lesbian number 1 and I have been very good friends for like 6 years now however.

Combine 017 · 01-28-2012, 04:06 AM

Jeez moogle what is wrong with you...

You should have just shot her.