Space Madness Round 3 - Space Murder

[Dylflon]

We all knew that nothing interesting was going to happen in the other round so here's the nest one:

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Nobody on the ship was saying much of anything. The paranoia was setting in too thick. Combine noticed through his ocular enhancement that the rest of his shipmates were sweating much more than normal. Combine saw how the others looked at him. He was the only cyborg on board. He realized he was going to have to do something drastic.

Flunkie was starting to get nervous. It was almost his turn to take the pee test and he had snorted snow much Dust that he’d probably be high for a week. He had his backup plan worked out. If the STISO tested him, he would simply have to murder him. Yes, that would do. Who could argue with him? The STISO is kind of a jerk and nobody really likes him. Why, it would be the sanest thing anyone had done all day. Then it happened. Unannounced, the cyborg man yelled at the top of his lungs and executed the most amazing triple backflip any of them had ever seen. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stood still for a few moments until Jeepnut broke the silence.
“Okay, I’m pee testing the cyborg next”

The Professor had just run out of tea. This whole space ship charade had become a bore. He wasn’t feeling too chipper about living either at that point. He stood up and announced, “Living has become quite droll”, and then shot himself in the head. His blood splattered into the tea of Dyne, Teuthida, and George Washnigton. George Washington was quite upset by this turn of events and when to go change into his casual suit. Upon opening the closet he noticed that depressed fellow Angrist’s body stuffed into the closet, several of his bones broken. Before he could protest, he felt a cold blade slip between the columns of his spine. Well actually, he didn’t feel it because it dismantled his nervous system. With his last thoughts, he dreamed of Martha.

Elsewhere on the ship, Mario Lover rooted frantically through a large box. He removed articles of clothing, food, journals until he finally uncovered his stash. Guns. Beautiful guns.


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Shorter narration today but come one. I have to go to the beach!


Player List:

01. Aladuf
02. Yoda9864
03. Swan
04. Dyne
05. Teuthida
06. Bube
07. GameMaster
08. jeepnut
09. uber_paddler
10. Typhoid
11. flunkie44
12. thatmariolover
13. Combine 017


The Dead:

Vampyr
The Germanator
Fyacin
Professor S
Angrit
manasecret


Round ends tomorrow at 10am PSt/ 1pm Eastern

GET YOUR VOTES IN!!!

[uber_paddler]

Ok, so Aladuf, Yoda, Swan, Bube, GameMaster, and Typhoid are all unaccounted for at the time of the murder. Interesting.

[jeepnut]

Thirteen left. I wish I knew how many of them are still crazies...

[Swan]

As do I


I don't trust that stoned Flunkie

[uber_paddler]

Yeah, but if you were crazy then you wouldn't need to get stoned, now would you?

[Combine 017]

Being crazy and getting stoned probably made a new high for him. Hes not just stoned. Hes crazy stoned.

edit: I did a backflip

[Dyne]

Oh no, guns? What if you shoot in the wrong place and the vacuum seal is broken and we all freezedry up like shrimp?

First cheating, now guns.. thatmariolover is totally crazy.

[uber_paddler]

Yup, seems like one crazy bastard to me.

[thatmariolover]

Come now, come now! Let us not be hasty, friends.

Is it crazy to want to be able to protect yourself? I submit that it is in fact, not crazy to seek protection. Certainly, I brought these weapons aboard for reasons most of you wouldn't approve of. But regardless of how they got here, the fact is that there are guns on the ship, the ship is full of a bunch of crazies, and I intend to defend myself.

Is that insanity?

[Aladuf]

You're all crazy! I'm going back to work now

[Yoda9864]

Originally Posted by uber_paddler

Ok, so Aladuf, Yoda, Swan, Bube, GameMaster, and Typhoid are all unaccounted for at the time of the murder. Interesting.

I was deep in force meditation trying to figure out the mental status of everyone on board.



...re-clips lightsaber to belt...

[Combine 017]

Its not that crazy. As a Combine Soldier I am equipped with a standard issue Pulse Rifle. Hes not the only one with a gun. I say we divide the room in half, split us up into 2 groups and try to weed out the crazies. Anyone whos with me come to my side of the room. (no crazy people please)

[Teuthida]

Boil another pot of water posthaste! We already lost one comrade to an empty cup. I refuse to lose another!

[Angrist]

I shouldn't have run from my past.

Looks like somebody thought I knew too much? That's cool. It will be interesting to find out who it was.

Angrist out.

[jeepnut]

Alright. I'd be willing to bet my sanity that Angrist was killed by the crazies. Angrist last round was casting suspicion on Flunkie44 and was then killed. I'm going with Flunkie for this round.

!vote Flunkie44