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Old 05-05-2002, 01:23 AM   #1
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Talking Jesus sports!

non-dusk sent me a link to this goofy little site that sold various statues of Jesus in various "sports situations"... and I just got some nice ideas of goofy little comments to add to them! (They may be "offensive" to some crazy peoples, I dunno, but I think they're funny... especially the last one )









And mah personal fav...



So what do you think?

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JChap123456: haha i saw that on conam
JChap123456: conanm
DeathshandLP: ..... conan?
JChap123456: there is also jesus plays football
DeathshandLP: they had something like that on conan?
JChap123456: jesus plays tennis
DeathshandLP: cuz I just made it up

I don't watch Conan, so for those who do (like Neo), I STILL MADE IT UP ON MY OWN SO TO YOU!

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Old 05-05-2002, 12:14 PM   #2
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LOL, those are good.
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Old 05-05-2002, 12:35 PM   #3
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LOL! Good finds
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Old 05-05-2002, 12:37 PM   #4
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haha... Yeah, those are pretty funny.
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Old 05-05-2002, 01:49 PM   #5
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DsH, doesn't he mean the figures were on conan? Not the jokes of course...
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Old 05-05-2002, 01:56 PM   #6
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DsH, doesn't he mean the figures were on conan? Not the jokes of course...
Yeah, the figures, but he made little joke/comment things about them... And Jchap said that they made some kinda catholic priest comment on the baseball one or something *shrugs*

"LOL! Good finds"

Nondeesk found them (unless someone else showed him, which is prolly the case) and I made the jokes so... *shakes fist*

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Old 05-05-2002, 02:23 PM   #7
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I was saying nice finds to nani, and nice post to you, dumbass.
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Old 05-05-2002, 03:35 PM   #8
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Hehe... I saw those on Conan too. There's also a "Wastebasket shooting Jesus" and a "Bull Riding Jesus."
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Old 05-06-2002, 01:27 AM   #9
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Yes yes, Conan is god, Conan is king.



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Old 05-06-2002, 03:32 PM   #10
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Lol, that is pretty funny man.
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Old 05-07-2002, 07:59 PM   #11
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Haha, good times.
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Old 05-07-2002, 08:03 PM   #12
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I think I am going to buy some to give out at birthdays and Hanukas!





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