Welcome to our newest member, -alpha-!

Bond · 04-14-2008, 12:28 AM

Welcome to GameTavern!

Fox 6 · 04-14-2008, 12:33 AM

Welcome to GT!

jeepnut · 04-14-2008, 12:58 AM

If you post here I will give you an Internet Cookie (TM)!

GameMaster · 04-14-2008, 01:09 AM

Welcome -alpha-

I have to ask, why the dash characters before and after your alias?

I'm guessing that's the way you've done it everywhere else you've signed up online. But maybe there's more to the story?

Dyne · 04-14-2008, 01:45 AM

Sup duders! Where's -omega-?

Professor S · 04-14-2008, 08:09 AM

Welcome! Please post something.

Happydude · 04-14-2008, 09:45 AM

his posts shall come when the time is right...

manasecret · 04-14-2008, 09:47 AM

Benvenuto -alpha-!

BreakABone · 04-14-2008, 05:42 PM

Once again, the wrong person gets a welcome thread. cmb7869 actually posts

Bond · 04-14-2008, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happydude

his posts shall come when the time is right...

Is alpha a friend of yours, Happydude?

Happydude · 04-14-2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond

Is alpha a friend of yours, Happydude?

yeah he is...

Typhoid · 04-14-2008, 08:21 PM

...It's not you, is it?

Happydude · 04-14-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid

...It's not you, is it?

no, it's not.

-alpha- · 04-14-2008, 10:03 PM

thanks guys,

I feel as if I should tell a little bit about myself:

-alpha- was born at the dawn of time in the fiery fires of an inferno comparable to the sensation a man feels while urinating after having sex with Paris Hilton. He was raised by Spartans and sabretooth tigers, eventually causing the extinction of both in a fight to the death pitting him against their best warriors. After mourning the loss of his parental lineage (said sabretooth tigers and Spartans), he studied the ways of manliness under He-Man, Hercules and Kratos. Shortly thereafter he continued on his journeys of the world, carrying on his God given duties (namely punching mimes, fighting the sith, and playing videogames until his thumbs were fingerprint-less stumps). One day he happened accross the tavern of game.

This is that story.

(note: facts listed above may indeed not be facts and may or may not contain absolutely no semblance in any form to any definition of the word truth. Any celebrities, fictional characters and otherwise copyrighted / protected material was used with no permission whatsoever and -alpha- vehemently denies at any point that is was him that originally posted the material.)

...oh, and I used to be GiMpY-wAnNaBe

thatmariolover · 04-14-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by -alpha-

thanks guys,

...oh, and I used to be GiMpY-wAnNaBe

Bwahaha. Welcome back.