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Are You Snarter Than a 5th Grader?
Old 06-25-2007, 02:15 AM   #1
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This television program is a ****ing joke.

One of the contestants chooses a 1st grade science question:

"Does the esophagus connect the mouth to the nose?"

WTF? The day I meet a 1st grader who knows the answer to that question is the day pigs will fly.

This show is a steaming pile of ****.

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Old 06-25-2007, 02:22 AM   #2
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I bet a fifth grader could spell "smarter"


yeah, the show makes me mad watching it. People are retarded.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:45 AM   #3
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Haha, was waiting to see who would catch that first. A keen eye, you possess. If I had a prize, I'd give it to you.
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:19 AM   #4
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You just misspelled it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:44 AM   #5
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Smallville is on at the same time (WB), so I really don't watch the show. Have seen it, no really that impressed. Poor Jeff, can't seem to land a solid show.
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:45 PM   #6
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You know you're a red neck when you host a crappy TV game show......





































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Old 06-25-2007, 09:02 PM   #7
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I think that show is pretty apt, considering they do ask kids questions like that in school.

And the truth of it is, most adults don't know the answers.

And why?

Because what banker needs to know who the 18th president was succeeded by?

But a kid may know, because he was prepped on it in the green room.


In closing, am I smarter than a 5th grader?
Yes.
Yes I am.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:13 PM   #8
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i dont like it...i hate game shows...bob barker retired...made my week...
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:31 PM   #9
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I actually enjoy watching Jeopardy, its quite entertaining.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:07 PM   #10
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You just misspelled it.
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Smallville is on at the same time (WB), so I really don't watch the show. Have seen it, no really that impressed. Poor Jeff, can't seem to land a solid show.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:43 PM   #11
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Poor Jeff, can't seem to land a solid show.


That's what happens when you're a crappy comedian and actor.
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