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11-13-2006, 10:57 AM
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aka George Washington
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I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
This is the juiciest opinion yet...
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Originally Posted by Maddox
You may know Sony most readily as the company that recently recalled something on the order of every laptop battery ever made because of a small glitch (they explode). Then there was the "rootkit" debacle, where Sony secretly installed hidden bull**** on your computer. One of Sony BMG's presidents handled the situation with the delicacy of a gang rape with this quote: "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" Good point, ****-head! And before that, Sony was known for its ****ty optical drives in their PS2s, resulting in a class action lawsuit. The word "****ty" in the previous sentence is a bit misleading, since I also use the word to describe Renée Zellweger's life, and having to void your warranty by adjusting a cog to fix a misaligned laser inside your PS2 is slightly ****tier.
Not content with the reaming they give consumers with their shoddy products and condescending attitude, Sony determined that it didn't have enough bad press, so they decided to wield their giant gnarled cock of corporate greed again, this time training it on a small-time import shop called "Lik Sang." Lik Sang was a haven for nerds who wanted to import games and systems from other countries. It turns out that Lik Sang broke some major laws that not only earned them the scorn of Sony, but pissed Sony off to the point where they sued Lik Sang into oblivion. So what was this grave infraction committed against Sony that not only threatened the very foundation of this giant multi-national corporation, but warranted destroying the lives and careers of a group of dorks running a gaming website? Simple: they committed the mortal sin of selling Japanese PSPs to European gamers. Oh no! Not that!
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And it continues here http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=sony_bull****. If the link doesn't work (the shi_t gets starred out), just go to http://maddox.xmission.com and click on the first article there on the front page.
Agree or disagree, that is one nasty, pulsating, juicy GIF.
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Last edited by Stonecutter : 11-13-2006 at 02:00 PM.
Reason: Maybe it's just cause I'm hung over, but even I can't stomach that, and this is me talking here...
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11-13-2006, 02:39 PM
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J-Dub
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
One of the best Article Maddox has ever written. And ive read a lot of them.
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11-13-2006, 03:02 PM
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Or should I say.. smanger
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
It needed to be written.
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11-13-2006, 08:33 PM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
and to top it all off, they are 100,000 units short of the projected 400,000 units they promised for the launch on friday.
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11-13-2006, 08:46 PM
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11-13-2006, 09:17 PM
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
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Originally Posted by Dyne
It needed to be written.
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I agree
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11-13-2006, 11:39 PM
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11-13-2006, 11:48 PM
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
Sony's makes the best portable CD players, and at a point in time they made decent cheap headphones. Other than that, I don't really purchase Sony products. I was pretty upset when I heard about the rootkit thing, however. It's moves like that that really help defend the downloader. I understand the need to push copyright protection, but what Sony did was sneaky, uncalled for, and I think Sony should have known they were going to get caught. Windows isn't that poor an operating system. At any rate, not much you can do, Sony are too powerful to crush. Maybe the PS3 will flop. Maybe blu-ray will crash and burn.
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11-14-2006, 12:02 AM
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GameTavern Plumber
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
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Not that I don't hate GameStop, cause I do, I worked at one for a long time and there's a lot more to hate than most people realize. But, Sony's the one that can't fill their estimated shipments. Gamestop's gonna take the fall for it because they handled the preorders, but at the end of the day this is nobody but Sony's fault.
In future I forsee Gamestop refusing to offer preorders for a manufacturers system unless they sign a contract with a hefty penalty. This is twice Gamestop got burned in the last two years (but the first time around they were at least warned).
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11-14-2006, 08:22 AM
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Freaky me Freaky you
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Re: I'm tired of Sony's bull****.
I wonder whats going to happen to all the preorders that people shoved out tons of money on ebay for when the person who preordered finds out they aren't getting one on day one 
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