New and Improved Splitfish

[Teuthida]

Wait guys, I have a great idea! What if we took the PS2 controller, ripped it in half... and GET THIS... used a trackball instead of a right analog stick!

Awesome you say?? It gets better!

SCREW the tried-and-true PlayStation button layout. That crap is for pussies. Real gamers use vertically aligned buttons that are stacked flush with each other.

We could call it, "The Splitfish." What does it mean? Well... it's a controller split in two. Fish.

Best. Controller. Ever.