Microsoft tries to patent smiley

[Bond]

Various organisations have criticised Microsoft for attempting to patent the creation of custom emoticons.

The patent application, which was published by the US Patent Office on Thursday, covers selecting pixels to create an emoticon image, assigning a character sequence to these pixels and reconstructing the emoticon after transmission.

Mark Taylor, the executive director of the Open Source Consortium, said on Friday said this is such a basic concept that he would not have been surprised to see it posted as a fictional patent on a technology site.

"I would have expected to see something like this suggested by one of our more immature community members as a joke on Slashdot, and probably would have chuckled at the absurdity of the notion. We now appear to be living in a world where even the most laughable paranoid fantasies about commercially controlling simple social concepts are being outdone in the real world by well-funded armies of lawyers on behalf of some of the most powerful companies on the planet," said Taylor.

He said the patent could be particularly problematic as it covers basic human communication. "Emoticons are a form of language, and a precedent allowing patenting of language constructs is very dangerous indeed," said Taylor.

Source: ZD Net

Funniest thing in a while.

[Null]

i invented the smiley

but wait! perhaps i can patent the frownie!!!! i'll make millions!!!

[Dylflon]

Does anyone else hate Microsoft?

[jeepnut]

Originally Posted by Null

i invented the smiley

but wait! perhaps i can patent the frownie!!!! i'll make millions!!!

Someone already beat you to it.

http://www.despair.com/demotivators/frownonthis.html

[Null]

Originally Posted by jeepnut

Someone already beat you to it.

http://www.despair.com/demotivators/frownonthis.html

ah ha! i've never once used " : - ) "
" : - ) " is the idiots fownie! i will copyright " : ) " the way it should be.