Most Embarassing Sexual Moments

KillerGremlin · 06-22-2005, 08:20 AM

Okay...I know this is a G-rated forum and all, but I have a funny story, and no matter how you look at it, it's at least PG-7th grade material.

So, last night I was in my room at around 11:30 doing that evil deed that mormon's frown upon and others call conceited, when all of a sudden I hear "what are you doing" from my mother! I'm just mentally thinking, "oh ****, ****, ****, ****."

So...after like a 3-second akward pause, I'm just like....."ummm....I'm reading...uhhh...leave."

So she's just like, "go to bed, and walks out."

Oh man. Worst night of my life. Fortunately, there was only one really dim light on, and I wasn't going full force, but still, what a weird situation. It was probably my fault too, because I left the door open just a crack, but still...a friendly tap on the door would have been welcomed. I think there needs to be a rule about that. Once the kid is taller then the parent the parent has to knock. LOL.

So, I know I'm not the only one that has some embarasssing story. So yeah, go nuts. Or, don't. Hell, close the thread if you want. But, at least you can laugh with [at] me. Have fun.

Perfect Stu · 06-22-2005, 10:01 AM

not quite SEXUAL, but at a party once I was...tasting the flavour of this girl's mouth...

...when this guy walks into the area and is like "*ahem*" and I look at him and say "hey...who are you?" and he says "her brother"

luckily for me, I had a good 60lbs on him if he wanted to take a swing or something, so the situation didnt get out of hand...but I was quite embarassed at the time

BlueFire · 06-22-2005, 10:36 AM

This isn't an embarassing sexual moment for me, it's just embarassing. Once in 8th grade, one of my friends was telling people about how he was going to the dance with a popular girl (if thats what you want to call her), and he was so excited. So my friend and I decide to play a prank on him, not actually expecting it to work. We made a fake screename that looked like a girl's.

We IMed him and he believed it was actually the girl. So my friend and I found this material as gold. We kept talking and the more my friend believed it was actually the girl. Well one thing led to another and the topic of sex came up. This is the most embarassing part. My friend ended up saying he could steal different color condoms from his parents and other **** like that.

Oh man. That was such a terrible night for him XD I wish I saved the convo.

Edit: oh yeah btw it ended up being that the girl never agreed to going with him to the dance, so it was a double whammy for him. lmao

Canyarion · 06-22-2005, 12:04 PM

Did he find out?

DimHalo · 06-22-2005, 01:46 PM

Ok, this story isn't extremely embarrassing but it was a little for me.

My junior year of high school I went away to a residential high school. My friends and I spent a bit of time talking about sex in our free time at school. So we were used to being open about sexual jokes and such.

One night when I was visiting my parents house I was talking on AIM with some friends from school. We all got into a private chat room to talk. And, of course, the topic of sex came up. My mom walked by and I thought she was just passing by. Turned out she was reading over my shoulder. I got quite a lecture. It was embarrassing because I had to leave the chat room and my friends kept questioning me.

MuGen · 06-22-2005, 03:11 PM

I dunno how G-rated I can keep this explanation, but A year and a half ago I was attending CHUBB Institute for Web Design w/ my buddy Dark Samurai. That's not the story... but the setting. Me and this girl in class have been talking through our computers for days now (since lectures were a usual part of the class and we couldn't talk) just IMing each other, and such. It lead to dirty talk and plans of hooking up after class.

So we walks to her car, I start mine, and we're in her car and to remain G-rated we were performing to each other various acts of pleasure, when she hits her head on the steering wheel.... thus.. hurting her, and ruining the moment... not exactly embarrassing but a funny moment.

Neo · 06-22-2005, 04:31 PM

my life

Ginkasa · 06-22-2005, 04:50 PM

One time a chipmunk raped me. It was better than it sounds.

/me shrugs and walks away

BlueFire · 06-22-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canyarion

Did he find out?

Yeah.

Su-Yin · 06-22-2005, 05:54 PM

almost died in embarassment once when a friend of happydude's brother walked in on me and happydude....sorry cant type out the details...too embarassed...

*blush*

Bond · 06-22-2005, 06:03 PM

I frown upon this thread as well.

Dyne · 06-22-2005, 06:31 PM

I've never been caught and nothing's ever been awkward. Just goes to show you how well skill pays off.

KillerGremlin · 06-22-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond

I frown upon this thread as well.

I gave my disclaimer.

Happydude · 06-22-2005, 07:01 PM

you need to smile more.

Turn that frown upside down!

RagedHybrid · 06-22-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLueFire

This isn't an embarassing sexual moment for me, it's just embarassing. Once in 8th grade, one of my friends was telling people about how he was going to the dance with a popular girl (if thats what you want to call her), and he was so excited. So my friend and I decide to play a prank on him, not actually expecting it to work. We made a fake screename that looked like a girl's.

We IMed him and he believed it was actually the girl. So my friend and I found this material as gold. We kept talking and the more my friend believed it was actually the girl. Well one thing led to another and the topic of sex came up. This is the most embarassing part. My friend ended up saying he could steal different color condoms from his parents and other **** like that.

Oh man. That was such a terrible night for him XD I wish I saved the convo.

Edit: oh yeah btw it ended up being that the girl never agreed to going with him to the dance, so it was a double whammy for him. lmao

**** you. ass.