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Old 05-18-2005, 10:32 AM   #1
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Holidaymakers on the Indian Ocean islands tend to smile dismissively at accounts in guidebooks of the bat-like ogre said to prey on men, women and children. But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomising gremlin is no joke.
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Old 05-18-2005, 12:50 PM   #2
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Sex-mad bat demons are cool.

Any man with an unbalanced ego or macho persona can easily be leveled and neutralized by the stiff, hard ramming of a demon bat's gonzo from behind.

I think they should try to employ the bat for use to punish criminals.
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:06 PM   #3
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Sex-mad bat demons are cool.

Any man with an unbalanced ego or macho persona can easily be leveled and neutralized by the stiff, hard ramming of a demon bat's gonzo from behind.

I think they should try to employ the bat for use to punish criminals.
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:55 PM   #4
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I can't get enough of GM...

But seriously, a bat rapist? Come on... I guess you have to 'experience' it firsthand to believe it.
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Old 05-18-2005, 02:19 PM   #5
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heh...you said gonzo...


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Old 05-18-2005, 06:45 PM   #6
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uhhh...yeeees...bat-demon-rapist...well, it's original, i'll give them that.
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