School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

GameMaster · 04-30-2005, 05:57 PM

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D89P98JG1.html

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CLOVIS, N.M. (AP) - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

A story that begins with fear and alarm ends with laughter and a commercial advertisement guaranteed to shock!

KillerGremlin · 04-30-2005, 05:59 PM

Ahahahaha, +rep!

Funny find, made my afternoon. God, people over react....talk about a major misjudgement. Oh well, better safe then sorry.

The Germanator · 04-30-2005, 06:31 PM

Google image search for "Huge Burrito"

Typhoid · 04-30-2005, 06:41 PM

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"I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

Haha.....I actually think that is sort of funny.

But the whole story is funny, in the "Wow, look how screwed up everything is now" sort of way.

And Germy, Im surprised you didnt get any different pictures when you searched for "Huge Burrito".

Su-Yin · 04-30-2005, 07:04 PM

hilarious

Crash · 04-30-2005, 07:31 PM

sometimes my huge burrito is mistaken for a deadly weapon

Swan · 04-30-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Crash

sometimes my huge burrito is mistaken for a deadly weapon

Sometimes my deady weapon is mistaken for a huge burrito

...ouch

Happydude · 04-30-2005, 10:21 PM

heh, pretty funny...

Yan · 05-01-2005, 09:18 AM

Need a burrito... RIGHT NOW!

Su-Yin · 05-01-2005, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Yan

Need a burrito... RIGHT NOW!

get wayne

....i bet he could whip out a burrito for u in less than a minute

Yan · 05-01-2005, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Happydudette

get wayne

....i bet he could whip out a burrito for u in less than a minute

I was actually thinking about the edible kind... Plus, he doesn't carry his guns around

/me knows what Happydudette is hinting at but...

Bube · 05-01-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Yan

I was actually thinking about the edible kind...

Ohhh my sick, sick mind...

DimHalo · 05-02-2005, 09:24 AM

I shall now officially give this thread a COLD SHOWER

*smiley to be added later*

/me shakes head

jeepnut · 05-02-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

I shall now officially give this thread a COLD SHOWER

*smiley to be added later*

* jeepnut's slave shakes head

How about this one?

DimHalo · 05-02-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepnut

How about this one?

That'll do, thanks.

You know, it is difficult to search for a shower smilie without getting porn.