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Old 04-27-2005, 09:15 PM   #1
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http://steelmonkeys.com/eng/index_eng.html

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Vinny has a problem…
He has just been released from Rickers prison after serving a three year stretch. Unfortunately, his dreams of the quiet life on the outside and seeing his girl didn't quite work out as planned…. His younger brother Tony has went and got himself into some serious trouble….
"2 Days To Vegas" is a story driven 3rd person action-adventure game. The thrill-a-minute story is crammed full of car chases, shootouts and unexpected twists, to keep you on the edge of your seat throughout the game. The action is set in several major cities across the USA and takes place during an intense 48 hour period. This game has it all, a gripping story of contemporary gangster life combined with thrilling car chase action and an intense race against the clock.
The project is under constraction.














Can you all imagine Grand Theft Auto like this???
















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Old 04-27-2005, 09:35 PM   #2
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Wow.........beautiful.

The cop looks fantastic
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:39 PM   #3
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Eh....is that for real? No current generation system can do that....
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:40 PM   #4
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No wonder he's giving tickets to thoes guys, they have no license plates.

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also seems to me at this point they must not have auto makers approval yet. because thoes cars none have the company logos on em, and they seem to have tiny things changed so they can say they're not the real car, while still looking almost identical to most people. kinda what GTA games do. (cept thoes dont look so identical at all. lol) these do, for instance the dodge dakota at the top picture. indented head lights, old style, on a new style dakota. 2nd car looks utterly fantastic tho. that 2nd car (yellow) impresses me far more then the PGR xb360 pic they showed.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:48 PM   #5
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OMFG, when I first saw those, I thought they were real photographs. I can't tell the difference between the vehicles and environments in those screenshots from the vehicles and environments in real life! However, with the exception of the that last cop character, the rest of them look like virtual ****.

I suppose we could say that the graphics make up for everything the story lacks. I mean, Tony? Vinny? Contemporary gangster life? Could this GTA rip-off possibly be anymore generic and predictable? Wait, let me guess, guns, stolen vehicles, and criminal activity are a part of the game too. Was I right?

Excuse me, waiter? Could I get a side order of lameness with this sorry-ass pizza?
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:57 PM   #6
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if xbox 360 or revolution or ps3 look like that, I'm going to **** myself!!!! we will know in two weeks.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:18 PM   #7
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OMFG, when I first saw those, I thought they were real photographs. I can't tell the difference between the vehicles and environments in those screenshots from the vehicles and environments in real life!


Then I believe you to be at least legally blind.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:38 PM   #8
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Then I believe you to be at least legally blind.
Hey, before I read the little blurb I glanced at the two top pictures, and I didn't realize immiedietely that they were renders. Of course, after reading it and looking again, it was obvious, but at a glance you can't really tell.
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Old 04-28-2005, 12:22 AM   #9
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They forgot to include the commentary:









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Old 04-28-2005, 12:47 AM   #10
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They forgot to include the commentary:


Rather bland. Months of this sort of thing have us expecting more. It left my tastebuds salty with remorse. I expected more from you GM.
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Old 04-28-2005, 01:27 AM   #11
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$35 for whiskey! I think I could buy 3 handles of cheap stuff for that much here. And $60 wine...Crazy....*sips from his $5 bottle of wine* Eh...
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Old 04-28-2005, 03:30 AM   #12
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Sure looks like Camfu to me! GM add camfu commentary!
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Old 04-28-2005, 04:32 AM   #13
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Old 04-28-2005, 04:36 AM   #14
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Old 04-28-2005, 05:57 PM   #15
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Great, keep it going.

You should do the comments for magazines.
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