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04-27-2005, 09:15 PM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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04-27-2005, 09:35 PM
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Knight
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Wow.........beautiful.
The cop looks fantastic
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04-27-2005, 10:39 PM
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Eh....is that for real? No current generation system can do that....
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04-27-2005, 10:40 PM
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The Nullified One
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No wonder he's giving tickets to thoes guys, they have no license plates.
tisk tisk
also seems to me at this point they must not have auto makers approval yet. because thoes cars none have the company logos on em, and they seem to have tiny things changed so they can say they're not the real car, while still looking almost identical to most people. kinda what GTA games do. (cept thoes dont look so identical at all. lol) these do, for instance the dodge dakota at the top picture. indented head lights, old style, on a new style dakota. 2nd car looks utterly fantastic tho. that 2nd car (yellow) impresses me far more then the PGR xb360 pic they showed.
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04-27-2005, 10:48 PM
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OMFG, when I first saw those, I thought they were real photographs. I can't tell the difference between the vehicles and environments in those screenshots from the vehicles and environments in real life! However, with the exception of the that last cop character, the rest of them look like virtual ****.
I suppose we could say that the graphics make up for everything the story lacks. I mean, Tony? Vinny? Contemporary gangster life? Could this GTA rip-off possibly be anymore generic and predictable? Wait, let me guess, guns, stolen vehicles, and criminal activity are a part of the game too. Was I right?
Excuse me, waiter? Could I get a side order of lameness with this sorry-ass pizza?
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04-27-2005, 10:57 PM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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if xbox 360 or revolution or ps3 look like that, I'm going to **** myself!!!! we will know in two weeks.
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04-27-2005, 11:18 PM
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OMFG, when I first saw those, I thought they were real photographs. I can't tell the difference between the vehicles and environments in those screenshots from the vehicles and environments in real life!
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Then I believe you to be at least legally blind.
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04-27-2005, 11:38 PM
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Then I believe you to be at least legally blind.
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Hey, before I read the little blurb I glanced at the two top pictures, and I didn't realize immiedietely that they were renders. Of course, after reading it and looking again, it was obvious, but at a glance you can't really tell.
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04-28-2005, 12:22 AM
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04-28-2005, 12:47 AM
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They forgot to include the commentary:
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Rather bland. Months of this sort of thing have us expecting more. It left my tastebuds salty with remorse. I expected more from you GM.
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04-28-2005, 01:27 AM
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$35 for whiskey! I think I could buy 3 handles of cheap stuff for that much here. And $60 wine...Crazy....*sips from his $5 bottle of wine* Eh...
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04-28-2005, 03:30 AM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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Sure looks like Camfu to me! GM add camfu commentary!
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04-28-2005, 04:32 AM
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04-28-2005, 04:36 AM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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04-28-2005, 05:57 PM
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Great, keep it going.
You should do the comments for magazines. 
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