RE 4: Afterthoughts (spoilers)

Neo · 03-13-2005, 11:59 PM

Notice in the beginning scene the car stops and the cop gets out to take a leak, then he gets back in and the driver turns the ignition even though the engine is already running? Wild, man....

You know that monster fish in the lake.... No way something that large could move that quickly. The physics are all wrong. And how do regenerators make body parts so quickly i mean that takes a lot of energy which means a nuclear core but it doesn't show up on thermal so must be cold fusion but that's impossible so OMg RE4 1S TEH U/\/R34L15T1X!!!!

Seriously though folks, it's all good. I enjoyed the 2nd run-through, as a fully upgraded broken butterfly can waste any boss in just a couple pops. I actually want to play it a 3rd time to get the chicago typewriter. Chicago typwriter is actually a gun, not a typewriter, because you know chicago...with the gangs...and mafia.....in the 20's they shot these guns and.......oh nevermind.

I was going to say something really important....but I guess I'm not. Who else thinks Mike the chopper pilot got a raw deal? I hope he returns as a l33t plaga-infested super chopper pilot.

In conclusion, Resident Evil 4 is the perfect game for a white christian family to enjoy and celebrate.

Seth · 03-14-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Neo

In conclusion, Resident Evil 4 is the perfect game for a white christian family to enjoy and celebrate.

amen

The Duggler · 03-14-2005, 12:02 PM

Play it on professional you pansies.

BlueFire · 03-19-2005, 03:28 PM

This is late, yes, but did anyone else think it got ridiculous with the rambo, invade fortress kaboom helicopter thing? RE4 was loads of fun, but there was a point where survivial horror met Metal Gear Solid. Not the RE feeling I guess.

Dyne · 03-19-2005, 03:37 PM

I agree, Bluefire.

When I first saw that huge amount of virus-infestees all together, the first thought running through my head was: "**** yeah."

And then the helicopter came.

Mike's voice was annoying, too.

It could have potentially been my favourite part of the game, but it turned out to be the lamest part.

DeathsHand · 03-20-2005, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

This is late, yes, but did anyone else think it got ridiculous with the rambo, invade fortress kaboom helicopter thing? RE4 was loads of fun, but there was a point where survivial horror met Metal Gear Solid. Not the RE feeling I guess.

I honestly don't remember much about the last section of the game... I mean, I remember how it looked, how some enemies looked, and that damn annoying knife fight cutscene... But I don't remember what happened...

As I've said before, daaamn nice gameplay, very very fun... But they pissed all over the story and RE feel (aside from some parts... The villagers were nice, I don't mind the whole 'but they're not really zombies >:<' thing, I loved the beginning of the game especially)...

I find it funny because people complained that the RE movies had nothing to do with the games and they took this sort of survival adventure and turned it into a cheesy action movie...

And that's exactly what they did with RE4, the only difference is RE4 is a game... A game with very fun gameplay...