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Old 12-09-2004, 12:02 AM   #1
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So I'm talking to my filipino friend Nikole and I figured I should come up with a pet name for her as I do for many of my girl friends. I decide to call her Kiki. Nikole just stands there with her mouth agape.

Turns out Kiki mean vagina in filipino.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:04 AM   #2
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Ouch, talk being in the wrong place at the wrong time...

If only you had a rewind button. Was she insulted and furious?
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:04 AM   #3
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haha, thanks for the good night laughs...

Yay for cross-language misunderstandings!
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:08 AM   #4
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I shall use this in the near future...
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:16 AM   #5
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"Poutine" in spanish ( i think its spanish) means "young gay man".

So be careful who you ask to go with you to eat some poutine.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:33 AM   #6
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So I'm talking to my filipino friend Nikole and I figured I should come up with a pet name for her as I do for many of my girl friends. I decide to call her Kiki. Nikole just stands there with her mouth agape.

Turns out Kiki mean vagina in filipino.
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Old 12-09-2004, 01:34 AM   #7
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By the way, anyone else want to share an awkward situation?
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Old 12-09-2004, 02:14 AM   #8
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By the way, anyone else want to share an awkward situation?

Once, In B block, me and Kevin told Kelly I have Syphilis...as to why im away all the time. We joke about it all the time and every day, but then other times, we act so serious.

Its akward to see her face try to decipher if we are serious.
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:25 AM   #9
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It's not really embarassing, but I said I liked Chai to one of my friends. For those of you who don't know, Chai is a tea. My Ex-Girlfriend was sitting right behind me and immediately thought I was talking about a girl. She was coy about it at first until about a week later she asked me who Chai was. It took me about ten minutes to figure out what in the hell she was talking about.

I never explained it to her though. We still go on talking about how much I like Chai and how good Chai tastes.
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:03 AM   #10
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Lol

Can't remember anything like this.
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:45 PM   #11
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It's not really embarassing, but I said I liked Chai to one of my friends. For those of you who don't know, Chai is a tea. My Ex-Girlfriend was sitting right behind me and immediately thought I was talking about a girl. She was coy about it at first until about a week later she asked me who Chai was. It took me about ten minutes to figure out what in the hell she was talking about.

I never explained it to her though. We still go on talking about how much I like Chai and how good Chai tastes.
Mmm, Chai Tea. Tastes like Christmas!
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:10 AM   #12
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"You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock." Peter Griffin family guy

Thats the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:42 AM   #13
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I know someone who has a story like that.
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:38 PM   #14
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Ummm....ok.


An unamed person....who shall remain unamed, lets point out, was once getting sexual favours from a girl, and said off of the top of his head "What kind of a name is Gilligan?".

He saw it on a show, and just rembered it at this moment. Now, this unamed person isnt too bright.
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Old 12-10-2004, 09:23 PM   #15
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This is why I took Spanish.

Vagina is vagina in spanish, same spelling, only slightly different pronounciation.
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