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Old 12-03-2004, 01:52 AM   #1
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Christ...I just walked into a party where two attractive girls made out with a homosexual male, and I, the very willing and needy straight male get absolutely NOTHING...Okay, so they were all superbly intoxicated, but still...

Off to kill myself. Later guys.
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:13 AM   #2
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I wish I could say that you're the only one in the world who has experienced this. I feel your pain, brother.
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:37 AM   #3
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They made out with him because he was gay.

No strings attatched. They know he wont want to get in their pants later that night.
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:42 AM   #4
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Yeah, I'm pretty much over it now...But still...I could have used some drunk girl tongue to cheer me up. So it goes.
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:19 AM   #5
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:32 AM   #6
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There's nothing to fear if they're intoxicated. Next time you got to just jump in and enjoy the ride. Only if they're intoxicated though. Otherwise, there's always chance of rejection.
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:56 AM   #7
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Poor Germy

+rep can't beat good ol' fashioned 2 intoxicated girl "fun" but its something
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:01 PM   #8
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Explain yourself.

Look, I'm really not that type of person who would normally seek this type of activity out. All I look for are long-term relationships with people I actually care about to a greater extent, but ya know, sometimes it gets way too long in between looking and you just seek some other form of release...
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:10 PM   #9
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Release....as in ejaculation?
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:37 PM   #10
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Release....as in ejaculation?
What?
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:43 PM   #11
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No, just as in some sort of emotional release...ya know? Just kissing a girl would release me from some sort of emotional tension. It doesn't have to be sex...It just has to be SOMETHING...
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Old 12-04-2004, 02:41 AM   #12
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No, it wouldn't.
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Old 12-04-2004, 03:08 AM   #13
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Don't worry. There's some girls up here in BC that think you and the Spinto Band are hot.
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Old 12-04-2004, 03:18 AM   #14
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Don't worry. There's some girls up here in BC that think you and the Spinto Band are hot.

Too bad they are like....all illegal for Germy.
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Old 12-04-2004, 03:27 AM   #15
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Just because someone may not be a legal citizen doesn't mean they can't have a relationship with Germanator. You either start erasing your hate, or I'll erase you.
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