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Old 02-06-2012, 10:07 PM   #1
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:11 PM   #2
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Yeah, there are tons of blue laws on the books in the US, most stemming back over a 100 years.
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:30 PM   #3
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That doesnt answer my question at all.
Did you or did you not, have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth!
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:42 PM   #4
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1. Not sure, but maybe, depending on the 18 states.
2. Don't think I've done it anywhere in Virginia, good on that one.
3. I haven't been a husband in Willowdale, Oregon...YET
4. Don't think I've done that in Georgia, either.
5. Yeah
6. Haven't done it, but it sounds fun, and I see no problem with it!
7. I've driven through Harrisburg a lot, but this never occurred to me!
8. Hmmm...
9. Isn't it legal to marry your first cousins in a lot of other states at any age?
10. This is where you fuck your porcupines! Duh!
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Old 02-06-2012, 11:10 PM   #5
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I wonder why number 9 picked 65 as an age limit for that?

And it depends on which states number 1 applies to..Though fairly certain New York doesn't have that rule!
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Old 02-07-2012, 02:50 PM   #6
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I've actually done 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Kentucky is one of the states where oral sex is illegal.
I live in Virginia with my first boyfriend. Lights were always on.
I had sex with someone I wasn't married to in Atlanta.
And I did doggy, spoon position and several other interesting positions with my ex when we visited D.C.

HELL YEAH!

So that's 4 Laws I've broken. Beat that someone.
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:34 PM   #7
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The real question is who fucked a porcupine.
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Old 02-07-2012, 04:03 PM   #8
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I wonder why number 9 picked 65 as an age limit for that?
Obviously because the lawmaker had a really hot 66 year old cousin he wanted to marry.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:08 PM   #9
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http://www.dumblaws.com/


There are some stupid laws there too. In Arizona for instance, it's illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:35 PM   #10
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http://www.dumblaws.com/


There are some stupid laws there too. In Arizona for instance, it's illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
Why is this a dumb law?
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:39 PM   #11
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The website admins are smokers?
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:21 PM   #12
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You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building..
That one seems almost impossible to properly follow, considering the entrance to one public building is often surrounded by many others.

"Sorry guys, I've got to drive around the block and go to that playground 10 minutes away, I've gotta go for a smoke."

Good excuse to just bail out on a meal, though.
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:56 PM   #13
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That one seems almost impossible to properly follow, considering the entrance to one public building is often surrounded by many others.

"Sorry guys, I've got to drive around the block and go to that playground 10 minutes away, I've gotta go for a smoke."

Good excuse to just bail out on a meal, though.
Sandusky could have used that excuse too.
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Old 02-11-2012, 09:28 AM   #14
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Sandusky could have used that excuse too.
Shit... It just got hotter than a 10 year old boy in a Penn State Locker room in here.
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Old 02-11-2012, 02:02 PM   #15
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Shit... It just got hotter than a 10 year old boy in a Penn State Locker room in here.
Don't tempt me, silly
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