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09-29-2004, 04:38 PM
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Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.a...0&nav=0RceRNqk
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You've heard of dead fish washing up along the lake shore, but now it's squirrels. Dozens have surfaced along the beaches from Grand Haven to Muskegon, and the experts have no idea why.
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09-29-2004, 04:45 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
Probably a new disease of some sort. It's still creepy, I hate finding dead things. I bet finding dead wet things is even worse. A couple weeks ago, when I was mowing the lawn, I saw a dead rat. I had to throw it over the fence with a shovel.
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09-29-2004, 04:55 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
Into the neighbor's yard! Brilliant!
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09-29-2004, 05:21 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
I hope they were barbequeing. 
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09-29-2004, 06:22 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
Maybe they thought they were lemmings and all went off of a cliff?
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09-30-2004, 12:14 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
maybe it was a mass suicide in protest of something...
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09-30-2004, 12:27 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
They didn't like their nuts being taxed
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09-30-2004, 01:02 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
So they went nuts. 
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09-30-2004, 01:49 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
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So they went nuts. 
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Why did you have to make such a squirrely comment?
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09-30-2004, 03:16 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
Sorry, this picture HAD to be posted...

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09-30-2004, 11:00 PM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
disturbing, maybe aliens have gotten tired of abducting cows and humans and have decided to anal probe squirrils to death and drown them afterwards
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10-01-2004, 12:33 AM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
Wait wait wait wait....hold up.
There are beaches in Michigan?!?!
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10-01-2004, 07:34 AM
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Re: Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches
If that was supposed to be funny... I don't get it.
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