Update/Vacation

[Typhoid]

Well, as of late, i havent really been doing anything. I opted out of my chance to smother Keriann, because i thought better of a life being anally raped.

But in about a week or so, we ( being my family, excluding Keriann, on account she isnt family) are going to Osoyoos, which is going to kill me, because when my parents were there last week it got up to 40c.

But we are going to stay in some fancy schmancy hotel overlooking a lake or something,

Were going for about a week or two, and staying in the fancy schmancy hotel every night of it.

I heard my parents say they are going to rent me speedboats and such so i can go off on the lake on my own. Score, now only if that speedboat said "Ferarri" and had 4 wheels i'd be set.

From what i've heard from Phil and my parents, there are alot alot alot of hot girls wandering around there, especially on the beaches. So now i have something to do while im there.

And hopefully Keriann isnt staying at our hoise for that time, ive been slowly telling her to get out, like i did before, but now ill fit it into sentances and carry them on when im done.

Keriann: "Wheres the phone?"
Me: "I dont know I-- *inaudible*get out of my house*inaudible*--Might have seen it in your room."

and it isnt her room at all.

Oh yeah, today I learned my neighbours are f-ing retards.

They burnt thre kitchen down while i was at Dylans.

Apparently the filled up a frying pan with oil, turned the stove on high, to make french fries, (i guess they dont know you stick them in the f-ing oven) and they turned it on "high". Now that was bad in itself, but teh real genious is when the 13 year old daughter saw the fire in the kitchen and threw water on it. Genious. Because everyone knows you throw glasses of water on oil fires.

Her wit is unmatched.