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Old 07-02-2004, 11:55 PM   #1
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This is a poem someone wrote made up of entirely all quotes of George W. Bush.


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:09 AM   #2
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I saw that, was it in another thread here or somewhere else on the internet? It's creative but kind of unfunny how they picked out grammar mistakes and stuff.
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:11 AM   #3
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I saw that, was it in another thread here or somewhere else on the internet? It's creative but kind of unfunny how they picked out grammar mistakes and stuff.

It is on the internet, thats where i got it from.

And its supposed to pick out the grammar mistakes.

Heres the link for it anyways

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:27 PM   #4
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I saw the thread name and thought it was a game of some sort... oh well...
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:27 PM   #5
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I saw the thread name and thought it was a game of some sort... oh well...
What did it look like to you?That's about it.
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:38 PM   #6
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camfubot talks like that too, what's the problem?
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