I hate mummies

[Zaglar Ninja]

god they suck! ill tell you what I would do if a mummy was after me, get to the other side of a lake. BAM mummy falls into the lake and turns to mush, I WIN. Zombies on the other hand kick ass, you can stop one zombie easily, but they come in masses.

[Typhoid]

Very true roboy......*cough* i mean Zaglar. Mummies suck, too predictable.

But zombies, while predictable, have masses. But all you would really need to do is go in a room with a lock on the door, or, maybe, speed walk, and you would be fine.

I never got why Mummies and Zombies went so slow.

[Zaglar Ninja]

well zombies could afford to be slow, one lures you slowley towards another, when you back away from a zombie you always back into another, they love tricking people. Mummies go slow because they are stupid, they almost never travel in groups.

[bobcat]

wot do mummies do?

[Dylflon]

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

What kind of crowd do you hang out with?

[GameMaster]

Zombies are pretty unstoppable. They're slow but can pretty much get through anything. Your best bet with zombies is to create a flamethrower like device. Some hairspray and match or something. Once they're all burned up they can't do anything.

Now with mummies, I don't think water would work. The worse that could do is just ruin it's outer wrapping. But the body within would still be fine. With mummies you either need to read out loud a spell so the mummie will be taken to the afterworld (like in The Mummy movie) or light it on fire just like the zombie.

And I think the reason both are so slow is because generally their bodies are pretty old and have begun decomposing so their joints and bones and stuff aren't going to work as well as they did when they were living.

[Canyarion]

Water works against Gremlins, right?

[ulala06]

Originally Posted by bobcat

wot do mummies do?

they CURSE you! that's what! if you'd ever seen Aquateenhungerforce on Adult Swim you'd understand completely!

If you find a mummy in the crawlspace under your house, you best be buying him stuff.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Zombies are pretty unstoppable. They're slow but can pretty much get through anything. Your best bet with zombies is to create a flamethrower like device. Some hairspray and match or something. Once they're all burned up they can't do anything.

A bullet in the head, my friend. It does the trick every time (except in those wonderfully bad Return of the Living Dead flicks).

[Ace195]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

OMFG, now I know why dyne is soo strange.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

You would still have a mummy problem, necropheliacs only have sex with dead people, so the mummies would only be delayed for a few minutes.




Favourite necropheliac related quote:

" I dont have sex with dead people,.......i just sleep with them."

[Happydude]

umm...am i the only one that considers this thread SPAM and pointless?

[ulala06]

Originally Posted by happydude666

umm...am i the only one that considers this thread SPAM and pointless?

yes.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by happydude666

umm...am i the only one that considers this thread SPAM and pointless?

SPAM? No. There is no advertising going on here.

Pointless? Very.