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5 Crappy Movies that Everyone Likes (And Tom Clancy Plot Generator)
Old 06-16-2004, 08:45 PM   #1
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Default 5 Crappy Movies that Everyone Likes (And Tom Clancy Plot Generator)

Hhaha well you don't have to agree with the opinions on the page, it's a good read.

You should also try the Tom Clancy plot generator at the end.

Here is my plot
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Terrorists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt US diplomats. The plot twists when the Terrorists hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Terrorists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
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Old 06-16-2004, 09:18 PM   #2
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Hahaha
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:35 PM   #3
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This summarizes my views on the Last Samurai.





go maddox.
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:55 PM   #4
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IMO, last samurai was good, and so was karate kid. that is all.
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:10 PM   #5
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Mercenaries devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Mercenaries threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Mercenaries once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Mercenaries blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser
(Oh and sry that its not in the grey quotey box thing i didnt know how)


Hehe what a great movie i would pay to see that if it was someone elses money





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whatevr last samurai was ok i havent seen the rest so ill take his word for it
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:15 PM   #6
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haha, i didn't know he updated, hehe, even though i disagree with some of those, i still find it halarious
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Old 06-17-2004, 12:50 AM   #7
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Yeah, I love the Maddox website, his entries are great.
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:03 AM   #8
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i luv the way that he hates pretty much everything and the fact that he sed his neighbours kids were bothering him so he ate them
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Old 06-17-2004, 04:41 AM   #9
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Drug lords devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of Afghani rebels. The plot twists when the Drug lords threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a turncoat naval officer can gain the courage to do the right thing and stop the Drug lords once and for all.
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Old 06-17-2004, 05:01 AM   #10
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I love love love my Tom Clancy movie idea:



Communists devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt Gypsie nationals. The plot twists when the Communists threaten to unravel the keystone of civilization with wild orgies, unless a sassy cop with street smarts can quell his pride long enough to stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
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Old 06-17-2004, 11:25 AM   #11
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Hehe +rep!
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