Some funny baised reading

azazela31 · 02-26-2002, 02:28 PM

....GAMECUBE USER REVIEWS AND PREVIEWS!

Okay, nobody here please dont take them too seriously. Obviously just from a MS and PS2 fanboy that hasn't played that games properly, but when reading the reviews I couldn't stop laughing! Such a funny bastard.
It's well worth reading if you're in for a laugh from a biased reader.

Anyways, here they are:

Luigi's Haunted Mansion
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065854

Super Smash Bros Melee
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065848

Pikmin
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065850

Rogue Leader
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065856

Tony Hawk 3
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065853

Mario Sunshine
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065855

Starfox Adventures
http://gamers.com/userreview/1065858

Ginkasa · 02-26-2002, 03:52 PM

What an idiot.

Geez, if it wasn't so funny....

Revival · 02-26-2002, 03:53 PM

Fanboyism at its best

02-26-2002, 04:05 PM

Mario's Missing did suck.

Jason1 · 02-26-2002, 04:10 PM

O like it in the Star Fox review, he says Madden 2002 has great cinimatics...my god, that right there tells me he knows nothing about video games.

Idiot · 02-26-2002, 04:25 PM

Well, it tells us the homophobic movement is still alive and well.

As for their game coments...... they're barley legible and completley unfounded. 'Tis a pity we are not all cultured......... like myself.....maybe.

Revival · 02-26-2002, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danchastu
Mario's Missing did suck.

Hehe.. I remember that game, it did suck.

Gamer · 02-26-2002, 05:15 PM

lol, what a bunch of goofs.

02-26-2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gamer
lol, what a bunch of goofs.

They're all from the same person.

fingersman · 02-26-2002, 07:33 PM

I don't really find his post funny.

GameKinG · 02-26-2002, 11:01 PM

Mario is missing was an edutainment game. Given some ideas come from the game like haunted mansion halls, and mario being gone. But the gameplay is much different. Also, like NP said, nintendo didnt even make that game.

GameMaster · 02-27-2002, 01:19 AM

That guy is just a sorry *** loser, I'm sorry. I have the feeling that he's been rejected by the masses and is teased/picked by his classmates. Pessimism only goes so far...

My Rating for Him: Sorry *** Excuse

azazela31 · 02-27-2002, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fingersman
I don't really find his post funny.

I did...

Revival · 02-27-2002, 10:27 AM

I found them funny.. especially when you look at how long he's played each game.. 0-1 hours..

Heyyoudvd · 02-27-2002, 11:21 PM

"FAWK!!!!! I hate this game, and I've never even played it."

LOL!!!!
That's the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time.

"Let me know when they decide to make a game where you're Jar Jar Binks, so I can put a .50 cal Desert Eagle to my head."

Let's hope Nintendo makes a Jar Jar game soon....

It's also great what he said about THPS3. It's truly a great game, but it sucks because it's on Gamecube? hehe.

People don't get much dumber than this.....