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Old 04-01-2004, 07:51 PM   #1
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/04/01/ra...eut/index.html

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A California man has pleaded guilty to a residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment.
You don't normally hear a sentence involving "rape" and "the right woman." That's like smashing the right skull or taking the correct poison.
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Old 04-01-2004, 07:52 PM   #2
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Yeah I read that article earlier.

How exactly do you have a "planned" rape?

I mean there is just something a bit iffy with that logic, but eh.
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:14 PM   #3
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Well, at least he didn't actually rape her...Very strange story though.
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:24 PM   #4
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Yeah I read that article earlier.

How exactly do you have a "planned" rape?

I mean there is just something a bit iffy with that logic, but eh.
That's the way the internet works. They can plan the weirdest things. The other day on Wired for Sex on TechTV, they had something partially similar to this. A guy would tell people where he's going to be at what time and what the "role" is and this guy goes to the specific spot and waits for someone to kidnap him then do "interesting things" to him afterwards....the internet is ....yeah......
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Old 04-01-2004, 09:37 PM   #5
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Definitely not as gross as the German Cannibal who met that programmer through the internet then ate him.
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Old 04-01-2004, 10:25 PM   #6
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Woah... That is pretty damn wierd...
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Old 04-01-2004, 11:30 PM   #7
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Definitely not as gross as the German Cannibal who met that programmer through the internet then ate him.
heh, i remeber that...that was pretty mouth watering



anyway...this is pretty funny too, breaking into the wrong apartment...why didn't he double check the apartment nuber before coming?
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Old 04-01-2004, 11:34 PM   #8
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That was just plain wrong...........
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Old 04-01-2004, 11:41 PM   #9
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I could just imagine it now, it would be like the original Super Mario Bros.

"Sorry, but your rape victim is in another apartment!"
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Old 04-01-2004, 11:49 PM   #10
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I could just imagine it now, it would be like the original Super Mario Bros.

"Sorry, but your rape victim is in another apartment!"
Then he breaks into six more apartments until finally, he gets to fake-rape Princess Toadstool.

I didn't think I'd ever type "fake-rape Princess Toadstool" in my life, but there we go...
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:53 AM   #11
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But when mario finally gets there he would HAVE TO have an encounter with bowser. I GOT IT! bowser can be the abusive wife beating husband that tries to attack mario......im soo cool
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:59 AM   #12
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Well, if it were legal and stuff, it would be kind of arousing/thrilling.

I'd like a scenario where a female executive boss calls me into her office and asks me to close the door behind me...
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Old 04-02-2004, 01:02 AM   #13
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Well, if it were legal and stuff, it would be kind of arousing/thrilling.

I'd like a scenario where a female executive boss calls me into her office and asks me to close the door behind me...
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.......makes sense to me, as long as she wearin a mini-skirt
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Old 04-02-2004, 01:54 AM   #14
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Naw, a short skirt/knee high skirt and thin glasses are just as good
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