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04-01-2004, 07:51 PM
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Wrong woman raped
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/04/01/ra...eut/index.html
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A California man has pleaded guilty to a residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment.
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You don't normally hear a sentence involving "rape" and "the right woman." That's like smashing the right skull or taking the correct poison.
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04-01-2004, 07:52 PM
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Re: Wrong woman raped
Yeah I read that article earlier.
How exactly do you have a "planned" rape?
I mean there is just something a bit iffy with that logic, but eh. 
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04-01-2004, 08:14 PM
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Re: Wrong woman raped
Well, at least he didn't actually rape her...Very strange story though.
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04-01-2004, 08:24 PM
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Yeah I read that article earlier.
How exactly do you have a "planned" rape?
I mean there is just something a bit iffy with that logic, but eh. |
That's the way the internet works. They can plan the weirdest things. The other day on Wired for Sex on TechTV, they had something partially similar to this. A guy would tell people where he's going to be at what time and what the "role" is and this guy goes to the specific spot and waits for someone to kidnap him then do "interesting things" to him afterwards....the internet is ....yeah......
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04-01-2004, 09:37 PM
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Definitely not as gross as the German Cannibal who met that programmer through the internet then ate him.  |
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04-01-2004, 10:25 PM
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Re: Wrong woman raped
Woah... That is pretty damn wierd...
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04-01-2004, 11:30 PM
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Definitely not as gross as the German Cannibal who met that programmer through the internet then ate him. |
heh, i remeber that...that was pretty mouth watering 
anyway...this is pretty funny too, breaking into the wrong apartment...why didn't he double check the apartment nuber before coming?  |
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04-01-2004, 11:34 PM
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Re: Wrong woman raped
That was just plain wrong...........  
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04-01-2004, 11:41 PM
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I could just imagine it now, it would be like the original Super Mario Bros.
"Sorry, but your rape victim is in another apartment!"
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04-01-2004, 11:49 PM
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I could just imagine it now, it would be like the original Super Mario Bros.
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Then he breaks into six more apartments until finally, he gets to fake-rape Princess Toadstool.
I didn't think I'd ever type "fake-rape Princess Toadstool" in my life, but there we go... |
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04-02-2004, 12:53 AM
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But when mario finally gets there he would HAVE TO have an encounter with bowser. I GOT IT! bowser can be the abusive wife beating husband that tries to attack mario......im soo cool
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04-02-2004, 12:59 AM
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Well, if it were legal and stuff, it would be kind of arousing/thrilling.
I'd like a scenario where a female executive boss calls me into her office and asks me to close the door behind me...
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04-02-2004, 01:02 AM
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Well, if it were legal and stuff, it would be kind of arousing/thrilling.
I'd like a scenario where a female executive boss calls me into her office and asks me to close the door behind me...
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female executive
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.......makes sense to me, as long as she wearin a mini-skirt
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04-02-2004, 01:54 AM
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Re: Wrong woman raped
Naw, a short skirt/knee high skirt and thin glasses are just as good 
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