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Old 03-03-2004, 11:53 PM   #1
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MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

Heather Specyalski, 33, was charged with second-degree manslaughter in the crash that killed businessman Neil Esposito. Prosecutors allege that she was driving Esposito's Mercedes-Benz convertible when it veered off the road and hit several trees.

But Specyalski claims that Esposito was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him at the time, said her attorney, Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito's pants were down when he was thrown from the car.

Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg ruled Tuesday that Specyalski can proceed with the defense, despite objections by the prosecutor.

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," Holzberg said. He added: "No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open court."

Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

Also Tuesday, Holzberg denied Donovan's motion to use gender as grounds to eliminate jurors. Donovan had argued that women would be biased and more likely to convict.
If someone offered you 'service' while you were driving, would you accept it?
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:03 AM   #2
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yes i would as long as i wasn't going too fast
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:06 AM   #3
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"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

Why in the blue hell would you be doing those things...WHILE DRIVING. I dont see how someone can urinate out a window but yet keep perfect control of the car. Lawyers are stupid (even though we all know that)
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:21 AM   #4
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yes i would as long as i wasn't going too fast

I would as long as SHE wasn't going to fast...
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:23 AM   #5
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If someone offered you 'service' while you were driving, would you accept it?


DUH ... and from some one hot ... and no gay thinking here
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:36 AM   #6
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If someone offered you 'service' while you were driving, would you accept it?
Been there, done that. Dangerous. Don't do it.
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Old 03-04-2004, 01:03 AM   #7
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I would as long as SHE wasn't going to fast...
Haha, classic...

And sure, I'd accept some road head...I'd just drive down some long country road where we could take things slow.
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Old 03-04-2004, 01:09 AM   #8
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DUH ... and from some one hot ... and no gay thinking here
Are you prejudiced against gay thoughts?


















Homophobe.
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Old 03-04-2004, 01:18 AM   #9
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yes very much "gay thoughts" is the only thing im prejudiced about !!!


i dono ... dont want to hirt ur feelings
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Old 03-04-2004, 02:23 AM   #10
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wow...Hero2, you got some competition here on bad spelling



Neo, when the spell checker gonna be back?
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:05 AM   #11
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Hmm, I wonder....


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Old 03-04-2004, 07:12 AM   #12
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"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."
Why in the blue hell would you be doing those things...WHILE DRIVING. I dont see how someone can urinate out a window but yet keep perfect control of the car. Lawyers are stupid (even though we all know that)
Well duh that's the whole point! The question here is: who drove the car? The man that was getting a blow-job, or the woman while the man was pieing out of the window??

And no, sex behind the wheel is dangerous!
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:04 AM   #13
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And no, sex behind the wheel is dangerous!
well duh, we all know that, right guys??
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:41 PM   #14
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well duh, we all know that, right guys??
Oh...uh...yeah...I knew that.
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Old 03-04-2004, 05:45 PM   #15
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yes very much "gay thoughts" is the only thing im prejudiced about !!!


i dono ... dont want to hirt ur feelings
You know what homophobia REALLY says about you, dont you?

lol, I'm kidding. Welcome to GameTavern, where dreams come true and fantasy melds with reality.

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If someone offered you 'service' while you were driving, would you accept it?
Of course.



[edit] Talk about getting caught with your pants down....
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