Blarg, I am dead...

thatmariolover · 01-17-2004, 02:32 PM

Dear friends and fellow forum members,

I regret to inform you that I died today. At 5:14 AM this morning, I was forced to pass a kidney stone of the approximate mass of an Xbox. I actually managed to pass it, but unfortunately it led to further complications and I died of a heart attack 5 seconds after.

Now, some of you by now are probably thinking this post is a spoof. But I assure you, it’s true. I am dead.

Hopefully you can all come to my funeral reception which will be held in the Mushroom Kingdom Palace Guest Hall at 5:00 on the 19’th of this month. The actual funeral will preceed it just outside the fields of Hyrule by Lon Lon Ranch at 3:00. I think you will all understand the necessity of a closed casket, as my body has been left... Shall we say, disproportionately shaped.

I just thought you all should know. Please give me lots of sympathy. Thanks!

Your dead friend,

Eric

GameMaster · 01-17-2004, 03:16 PM

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Canyarion · 01-17-2004, 03:37 PM

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I hate you.

The Germanator · 01-17-2004, 04:40 PM

Vampyr · 01-17-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

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Nice try, GM! I was smart enough to move my mouse over the link and read what it was before clicking!

Oh, and sorry to hear you died, thatmariolover. I'll send flowers.

Jonbo298 · 01-17-2004, 06:29 PM

That's great. Good ol' tabbed browsing in NS/Mozilla kept it from going to hell on the links again

CrOnO_LiNk · 01-17-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

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Ass...

Ginkasa · 01-17-2004, 07:37 PM

WHY, GOD, WHY? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THATMARIOLOVER? TAKE ME INSTEAD! PLEASE!

....

*shrugs and walks away*

BlueFire · 01-17-2004, 08:59 PM

Yeah...