Holiday cheer

[Dyne]

Anyone got any yule-type jokes to share?

Yeah, for Christmas this year, I really only want a sister. ;_; I sent a letter to Santa, and replied back saying "Send your mom."

;_;

[The Germanator]

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!!!!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L!!! (noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!!!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!!!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!!!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle!!!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!!!

*moderators can edit these jokes if they deem them too "offensive"...

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by The Germanator

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!!!!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L!!! (noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!!!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!!!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!!!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle!!!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!!!

*moderators can edit these jokes if they deem them too "offensive"...

humorous

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Jeepnut's Slave

humorous

Not really.

Lol. Actually, a couple werent that bad...

[GameMaster]

Lobster: Look! I'm Santa Claws!

Dog: Look! I'm Santa Paws!

Santa: Look! I'm rubbing my candy cane up against your Christmas Tree!

[Dyne]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Lobster: Look! I'm Santa Claws!

Dog: Look! I'm Santa Paws!

Santa: Look! I'm rubbing my candy cane up against your Christmas Tree!

GameMaster's got the gist of it.