Spike TV's Video Game Awards

Storm Eagle · 12-04-2003, 08:57 PM

Who will watch?

I will.

Dyne · 12-04-2003, 08:59 PM

No. =\

GameMaster · 12-04-2003, 09:01 PM

I won't. I'll just wait for someone else here to post a summary.

Dyne · 12-04-2003, 09:08 PM

Never mind. I'm watching it now. Nothing else to watch but spongebob.

I see.. David Spade, DOAX, and Cheerleaders. Whoa, he made a joke. Har! Har!

The whole audience is made of geeks. He's making horrible jokes. They're in Vegas. He mentioned Strip Clubs.

This is SO entertaining.

.......

They just brought out the DOA girls. Whoa. Ok, that's kind of nice.

They just did best animation. DOAX won. BIG SUPRISE. They're showing CUTSCENE footage now.. with some narrator explaining some things.

Jonbo298 · 12-04-2003, 09:13 PM

Wait...best animation in a game went to DOAXBV?!......I see the rest of this show going down the crapper...I must stop watching it while I can still salvage my sanity

Dyne · 12-04-2003, 09:14 PM

God, this is so lame. Nobody watch it.

BlueFire · 12-04-2003, 09:16 PM

Wow, this is awful.

Dyne · 12-04-2003, 09:22 PM

They're doing a horrible Live-Action Splinter Cell spoof now. Some guard now gawing over Sam's equipment. "This isn't a gun, it's a BLOWdryer."

Ah! God. ;_;

Best Performance by a human is now: Ray Liotta. I can live with that.

One note, I think they're hiring nobodies to sit at these tables to give prizes to. I didn't recognize any of the japanese at the table who won the DOAX award. But they have Ray Liotta coming out now.

Oh crap. Lil Kim's out now. This show has gone down the crapper.

DeathsHand · 12-04-2003, 09:27 PM

That whole channel should be nuked off the air...

I'm not watching it... But videogames.com already told who won (it's not live, afterall)...

If you think DoA Volleyball winning animation is a surprise, Madden 2004 wins game of the year...

Happydude · 12-04-2003, 10:19 PM

thank god i didn't watch it...

Storm Eagle · 12-04-2003, 10:30 PM

Yeah it really isn't all that great. Sorry I even brought this up.

GameMaster · 12-04-2003, 10:31 PM

I didn't watch it. Is there a copy of it on DVD availble for purchase?

Happydude · 12-04-2003, 10:34 PM

why would you want to purchase it?

Dyne · 12-05-2003, 01:13 AM

Any evidence of this crap should be incinerated. =\

Ugh.. the writer was horrible. "You know you're a video game addict, when.. you'd rather play with Miss Pac-man than spend a whole night with Miss Taiwan!"

Ok, I don't know about you, but maybe if you're homosexual, you might pick the pac-man. Or, you could spend a leisurely night talk with Miss Taiwan. But, any decent-minded male gamer would surely pick Miss Taiwan. ARGH

***S

I need sleep now.

Jonbo298 · 12-05-2003, 01:30 AM

Thank god I left for work at 8:45 or so tonight since I had received enough torture watching that. I already knew it wasn't live, but just watching the awards happen releases even more anger/dumbfoundedness....

God I really hope vga isn't around next year, otherwise BOYCOTT I SAY BOYCOTT