Drunk people are stupid

Dylflon · 09-14-2003, 03:00 PM

I had a really crappy night last night. You know why? Because all my stupid friends got drunk.

We're at a friend's house and we go to Roger's Video.

FissionMailed, THRILLHO and two other guys decide to go to this Darrel guy's house to drink. They get drunk out of their minds and THRILLHO goes home but FissionMailed, Darrel and the other guy (Chris) come back 2 hours later piss drunk.

FissionMailed threw up on the road 3 times coming back. But FissionMailed has to go throw up in Brian's (the guy whos house we're at) toilet. Fission is out of it completely. While Darrel is the most annoying drunk I have ever known. He was stumbling around telling everyone what a good guy they are. Then my firend Keith shows up. He was sober thankfully. But Darrel is being so damn annoying. He doesn't shut up when he's drunk. Chris was pretty funny though.

But Brian's mom is coming home soon so he had to get FissionMailed out of there. FissionMailed is convinced he can't leave brian's house.So me and Keith carry him to Keith's house. FissionMailed throws up on the way there and Darrel goes and pees on somebody's front door. Darrel then insists he can help us saying "Naw man. I can help. I know what to do when I'm drunk. I remember everything"

So we get to Keith's and lay FissionMailed down on his couch and he throws up again. So we have to make sure he doesn't throw up and drown in his own puke. Meanwhile Darrel is trying to "help" us. Keith's brother Brody starts playing cards with Darell. He's like "I beat drunk darrel 4 times."

We get tired and Brian, drunk Chris and I go back to Brian's. Brian's brother just came home and Chris is trying to act sober. But the first thing he says when Brian's brother got home was "Wow man! You're ****ing built!"

Chris rambled on about this and that and he starts talknig to girls on msn and asking them whether or not they'd have sex with him.

I didn't get to sleep till really early in the morning. But, that was my Saturday night.

It turns out they all had shots of vodka and some other crap and then rum. FissionMailed drank too much. Him and THRILLHO had like 5-6 shots and then FissionMailed swigged some rum.

Drunk people are stupid.

ZebraRampage · 09-14-2003, 03:06 PM

What an amusing night you had. It must have been a bitch.

DeathsHand · 09-14-2003, 03:48 PM

Drunk people can't be stupid because drunk people are cool and cool people aren't stupid everybody should drink so they can be cool and be accepted by all the cool people they know.

Joeiss · 09-14-2003, 04:07 PM

5-6 shots of vodka? Not bad. My record is 8 in 26 minutes. I puked that night as well.

Drinking is fun, just as long as you control it. And a word of advice for next time, you should get drunk too. It will make the night much more enjoyable.

Oh, and get some bitches involved too. They are always fun.

DeathsHand · 09-14-2003, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeiss

5-6 shots of vodka? Not bad. My record is 8 in 26 minutes. I puked that night as well.

Drinking is fun, just as long as you control it. And a word of advice for next time, you should get drunk too. It will make the night much more enjoyable.

Oh, and get some bitches involved too. They are always fun.

That post is a joke right?

Storm Eagle · 09-14-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DeathsHand

That post is a joke right?

I'd sure hope yours was as well.

Happydude · 09-14-2003, 04:24 PM

lol...i dunno...sounds to me like a hell of a night...i was laughin my ass off just readin the story

DeathsHand · 09-14-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Eagle

I'd sure hope yours was as well.

My first post was sarcasm... But Joeiss said he had 8 shots of vodka in 26 minutes (and actually kept track of the record), and then in the same post he said 'drinking is fun as long as you control it'...

Then he says "And get some bitches involved too"...... Bitches? Come on...

Hero2 · 09-14-2003, 04:30 PM

drunk people scare me.

Dylflon · 09-14-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by happydude666

lol...i dunno...sounds to me like a hell of a night...i was laughin my ass off just readin the story

I'm not saying it wasn't interesting. I just feel I won't be able to laugh about it until I get some sleep.

Kitana85 · 09-14-2003, 04:37 PM

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?

Joeiss · 09-14-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DeathsHand

That post is a joke right?

No, that was not a joke. But there might be some misinformation there. You see, I was using a faulty clock, so the timing might be off.

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Originally Posted by DeathsHand

My first post was sarcasm... But Joeiss said he had 8 shots of vodka in 26 minutes (and actually kept track of the record), and then in the same post he said 'drinking is fun as long as you control it'...

Then he says "And get some bitches involved too"...... Bitches? Come on...

That night was not fun, because I over drank. But I usually do control my drinking (about 8 or 9 beers), which lets me have an enjoyable night without making a complete ass of myself.

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Originally Posted by Kitana85

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?

Advice: Drink beer. The morning after if MUCH better compared to drinking hard drinks or mixed crap.

And no, I was not refering to girls in general as bitches. I refer to the slutty ones as bitches. They might make the night more enjoyable for a guy in Dylflon's situation.

DeathsHand · 09-14-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeiss

No, that was not a joke. But there might be some misinformation there. You see, I was using a faulty clock, so the timing might be off.

Ah yes, that must be it. Thanks for clearing that up

Stonecutter · 09-14-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitana85

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?

Ok, then we'll get some hos.

Jason1 · 09-14-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DeathsHand

Ah yes, that must be it. Thanks for clearing that up

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Ive only drank like 4 times in my life, and only once to the point where I would consider myself ''Drunk'' I didnt throw up though...which was nice...