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Old 04-01-2003, 02:04 AM   #1
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Last night I came to realize something, the Phantom online gaming console is the answer to all our gaming prayers. There is really no room for comparison. The Phantom is the end result of years of dedication by only the most brilliant minds the gaming world has to offer. Nintendo, Sony and even Microsoft don't stand a chance once this beast is released. Therefore we are no longer GameTavern, we are the Phantom Phorum! The site will be switched over as soon as we get the domain registered.


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Old 04-01-2003, 02:20 AM   #2
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*blink*..... *blink*..... *rubs eyes*............ *splashes acid on eyes and runs away screaming*
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:21 AM   #3
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*runs around in circles like Homer Simpson* agaaa aggagaaaaaa
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:23 AM   #4
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You cretins! Fear the almighty INFINIUM LABS PHANTOM GAME CONSOLE! tm
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:24 AM   #5
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could be an april fools joke
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:25 AM   #6
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wtf a u talking about u st00p noob the PAHntom is phat and fo REAL
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:26 AM   #7
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A WITCH! A WITCH! Neo, we have found a witch, may we BURN HER?

BUURRRNNN!!! BURN!
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:26 AM   #8
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I think SOMEONE is about to be BANNED

same goes fo all yalll phator haters
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:28 AM   #9
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It's an april fool's joke. Dear god let me be right.
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:29 AM   #10
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IT WON'T BE SO FUNNY WHEN I STICK THIS PHANTOM CONTROLLER IN YOUR HANDS
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:30 AM   #11
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manz riiitee the jokes on all u who dont sel xbx and crapcube for de PHANTOM
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:32 AM   #12
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PS2 and PS3 will Crush this steaming pile of Sh*t.
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:33 AM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by Duffman
It's an april fool's joke. Dear god let me be right.
How could it not be an April Fools Joke?

Err.. I mean...

TEH FPHATOME WAL CRUTCH YOR PRESHUS PISS2 AD 4 AHA

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Old 04-01-2003, 02:34 AM   #14
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arrrrgh wtf it's "PiisssssPOO" not "Piiss2". like omfg
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Old 04-01-2003, 02:35 AM   #15
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Quote:
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TEH FPHATOME WAL CRUTCH YOR PRESHUS PISS2 AD 4 AHA

ohhhhh SNAP!!!! DH my brotha you have seen the light!!!!!
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