Ok I think it's time for one of my jokes..before Gamemaster starts to tell us his corny jokes
NOw to get this joke you have to know something about us Bajans....we by nature are passive people (sometimes)...however when a situation occurs where we can take advantage of it....most of the times we do. Like in the case below for instance
There were three men from the Caribbean living together in
London (a Trinidadian, a Jamaican and a Barbadian) who were
all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
One day they came upon a posh restaurant they came up with
a plan. The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he
ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had
finished the meal the waiter came by with the cheque. "But I
paid you!" the Trinidadian shouted.
The waiter was very confused. He couldn't remember being paid,
but as he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the Trini leave.
Five minutes later the Jamaican walked into the restaurant and
ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished
eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food.
"I already paid you, sir," the Jamaican shouted. This time the
manager came and had to calm down the Jamaican. Not wanting
to upset the other customers he let the Jamaican go.
Ten minutes later the Bajan walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette,
and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Banks beers. ( our local beer)
After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money
for the meal and before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I
have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it.
Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that theypaid me but I don't remember getting any money from them,
so........"
Before he could finish, the Bajan chimed in loudly, "Looka! I ain't want to hear no $hite... just gimme muh r@$$hole change!"
BLAM.heheheheh
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