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Old 08-12-2002, 11:13 PM   #1
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Default Nazis live inside hollow earth

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The Allies are closing in. Berlin is crumbling under the weight and impact of hundreds of Allied bombs. Deep in his fortified bunker, Adolf Hitler, once unshakable in his confidence in Nazi world domination, now admits that defeat is at hand. But Hitler is determined never to suffer the humiliation of being captured by his enemies. There is only one escape route - one he has planned for should he ever face just such a turn of events. Suicide is out of the question. Instead, Hitler and his corps of elite traverse through an underground tunnel to an isolated airstrip. There they board an unmarked plane and fly south. South to the pole. To the opening at the South Pole where they will enter the hollow Earth and disappear from history.

Hitler's Nazis were convinced that they were destined to rule the world, and they came to this warped conclusion through the acceptance of many occult beliefs and practices, including astrology, the prophecies of Nostradamus, and the hollow/inverted Earth theory... hohlweltlehre. Because they suspected that our surface is on the interior of a concave Earth, Hitler sent an expedition, including Dr. Heinz Fischer and powerful telescopic cameras, to the Baltic island of Rugen to spy on the British fleet. Fischer did so not by aiming his cameras across the waters, but by pointing them up to peer across the atmosphere to the Atlantic Ocean. The expedition was a failure, of course. Fischer's cameras saw nothing but sky, and the British fleet remained safe.

Then there's the legend... that Hitler and many of his Nazi minions escaped Germany in the closing days of World War II and fled to Antarctica where at the South Pole they had discovered an entrance to the Earth's interior. According to the Hollow Earth Research Society in Ontario, Canada, they are still there. After the war, the organization claims, the Allies discovered that more than 2,000 scientists from Germany and Italy had vanished, along with almost a million people, to the land beyond the South Pole. This story gets more complicated with Nazi-designed UFOs, Nazi collaboration with the people who live in the center of the Earth, and the explanation for "Aryan-looking" UFO pilots.
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Old 08-12-2002, 11:40 PM   #2
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Shibby! I wish I could move to the South Pole and live with the Nazi's
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Old 08-13-2002, 12:12 AM   #3
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Umm... Is this a joke? Or do people actually think that Hitler is chilling in hollow earth?
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Old 08-13-2002, 12:54 AM   #4
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Old 08-13-2002, 01:00 AM   #5
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So thats where nazis go when they die, I guess.
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:42 AM   #6
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however farfetched that sounds... that would explain UFO sightings.

they were building saucer ships around the end of WW2

living in isolation that long would give them a lot of time to become extremely advanced.
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:33 AM   #7
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And Jonbo, I don't think they'd accept you. They would show you your room and tell you to get a shower. Then the door would lock up and gas come out of the shower. Nice people huh?
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Old 08-14-2002, 10:25 AM   #8
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they were building saucer ships around the end of WW2
Our military was responsible for most of the UFO sightings.

And people have been to the South Pole, nothing. Plus look how Germany did against Russia, they couldn't stand the cold of the south pole.
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Old 08-14-2002, 10:57 AM   #9
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Those fools invaded Russia in the summer and didn't take any extra clothes with them. So winter came and they had to retreat.
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:34 PM   #10
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Haha.... Yeah. That was a funny part of WWII. Germany had Britain, Canada and America beat. All the Nazis had to do was finish them off by annialating England. But no. They decided to move half their army to start the Russia campaign. That was smart. And yeah! Let's only bring summer clothes! I think Hitler should have read up about Napolean, and his difficulties fighting Russia.
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:14 PM   #11
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They beat america and canada? I must have been sleeping in class for that part.

Doomed to repeat history.
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Old 08-14-2002, 07:41 PM   #12
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Oh my bad... I meant that they almost had them beat. All they had to do was finish them off. Which they didn't.
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