Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4

Teuthida · 02-10-2010, 07:32 PM

You're on a first date with the species and sex of your choice and have just returned to your house/apartment/dorm/love shack. He/She/It asks in a gruff/sultry/gurgling voice for something to drink. You slip into the kitchen to get your smokin' hot whatever his/her/its beverage- but wait! He/She/It (which sounds like "he shit" if you say it really fast) is really an assassin planning to kill you moments after you return. Choose your thirst quencher/weapon!

Have fun explaining how you handle this situation. Good luck.

Fox 6 · 02-10-2010, 07:59 PM

Liquid x wold give me super powers to beat the snot out of my assassin

Typhoid · 02-10-2010, 08:14 PM

Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.

Bond · 02-10-2010, 08:51 PM

Where the hell is tea?

Teuthida · 02-10-2010, 09:11 PM

Oh jeez...how did I forget the only two beverages I drink? Sitting next to a half gallon of tea and a container of old coffee this very moment.

Combine 017 · 02-10-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.

Whats Step 3?

Dylflon · 02-11-2010, 01:04 AM

I didn't read the OP. I thought I was supposed to pick what to drink.

BreakABone · 02-11-2010, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond

Where the hell is tea?

Were you the other?

Liquid X is tempting.. if its anything like Chemical X.

Though beer is something you can drink, use the bottle as a weapon and well... drink

Angrist · 02-12-2010, 11:32 AM

Other: denatured alcohol. A mouth full and a lighter should do the trick.

The Germanator · 02-12-2010, 11:24 PM

If I'm going to be assassinated, I choose beer. If I'm going to go down, I might as well do it drinking my favorite beer. That or a handle of bourbon, that'd be a good pre-death drink as well.

KillerGremlin · 02-13-2010, 12:59 PM

Needs coffee...

I keep my gun in my kitchen.