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02-10-2010, 07:32 PM
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A. Naef, 1916b
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Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
You're on a first date with the species and sex of your choice and have just returned to your house/apartment/dorm/love shack. He/She/It asks in a gruff/sultry/gurgling voice for something to drink. You slip into the kitchen to get your smokin' hot whatever his/her/its beverage- but wait! He/She/It (which sounds like "he shit" if you say it really fast) is really an assassin planning to kill you moments after you return. Choose your thirst quencher/weapon!
Have fun explaining how you handle this situation. Good luck.
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02-10-2010, 07:59 PM
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John Lennon in '67
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Liquid x wold give me super powers to beat the snot out of my assassin
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02-10-2010, 08:14 PM
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Anthropomorphic
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.
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02-10-2010, 08:51 PM
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Cheesehead
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Where the hell is tea?
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02-10-2010, 09:11 PM
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A. Naef, 1916b
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Oh jeez...how did I forget the only two beverages I drink? Sitting next to a half gallon of tea and a container of old coffee this very moment.
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02-10-2010, 09:41 PM
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Headcrabs!
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Quote:
Originally Posted by Typhoid
Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.
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Whats Step 3?
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02-11-2010, 01:04 AM
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
I didn't read the OP. I thought I was supposed to pick what to drink.
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02-11-2010, 01:15 AM
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bond
Where the hell is tea?
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Were you the other?
Liquid X is tempting.. if its anything like Chemical X.
Though beer is something you can drink, use the bottle as a weapon and well... drink
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02-12-2010, 11:32 AM
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Dutch guy
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Other: denatured alcohol. A mouth full and a lighter should do the trick.
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02-12-2010, 11:24 PM
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Banned
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
If I'm going to be assassinated, I choose beer. If I'm going to go down, I might as well do it drinking my favorite beer. That or a handle of bourbon, that'd be a good pre-death drink as well.
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02-13-2010, 12:59 PM
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No Pants
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Re: Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Needs coffee...
I keep my gun in my kitchen.
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