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Box of wine 0 0%
Bag of milk 0 0%
Glass of water 4 36.36%
Bottle of beer 2 18.18%
Can of soda 0 0%
Whatever "pop" comes in 0 0%
Liquid soap (apple scented) 0 0%
Nondescript container of Liquid X 3 27.27%
Other 2 18.18%
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Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4
Old 02-10-2010, 07:32 PM   #1
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You're on a first date with the species and sex of your choice and have just returned to your house/apartment/dorm/love shack. He/She/It asks in a gruff/sultry/gurgling voice for something to drink. You slip into the kitchen to get your smokin' hot whatever his/her/its beverage- but wait! He/She/It (which sounds like "he shit" if you say it really fast) is really an assassin planning to kill you moments after you return. Choose your thirst quencher/weapon!

Have fun explaining how you handle this situation. Good luck.
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:59 PM   #2
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Liquid x wold give me super powers to beat the snot out of my assassin
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:14 PM   #3
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Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:51 PM   #4
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Where the hell is tea?
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:11 PM   #5
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Oh jeez...how did I forget the only two beverages I drink? Sitting next to a half gallon of tea and a container of old coffee this very moment.
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:41 PM   #6
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Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.
Whats Step 3?
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:04 AM   #7
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I didn't read the OP. I thought I was supposed to pick what to drink.
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:15 AM   #8
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Where the hell is tea?
Were you the other?

Liquid X is tempting.. if its anything like Chemical X.

Though beer is something you can drink, use the bottle as a weapon and well... drink
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Old 02-12-2010, 11:32 AM   #9
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Other: denatured alcohol. A mouth full and a lighter should do the trick.
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Old 02-12-2010, 11:24 PM   #10
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If I'm going to be assassinated, I choose beer. If I'm going to go down, I might as well do it drinking my favorite beer. That or a handle of bourbon, that'd be a good pre-death drink as well.
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Old 02-13-2010, 12:59 PM   #11
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Needs coffee...


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