What foods can't you eat but would like to?

Teuthida · 08-18-2009, 10:08 AM

Now I don't mean food you can't eat it because it'll make you fat or you're allergic to it. I mean what would you like that's impossible to have. I personally want ice cream made out of unicorn milk. I imagine it would taste magical. But sadly unicorns only lactate rainbows and whoever heard of making ice cream out of rainbows. Unicorn sherbet? No thank you.

Angrist · 08-18-2009, 10:40 AM

Metroid jello.

Professor S · 08-18-2009, 10:45 AM

It's not really a food, but I avoid salty foods because of my high blood pressure. I can literally "feel" it when I've had too much salt. That and I get ridiculously thirsty.

Combine 017 · 08-18-2009, 10:49 AM

BBQ Headcrab. I think it would taste good.
I would also like to try Magma. Ive tried a rock before, but molten rock seems so much more appetizing.
I also want to eat a Smurf. Gargamel seems quite content with eating them so they must taste good.

Seth · 08-18-2009, 01:06 PM

Baby seal, clubbed.

BreakABone · 08-18-2009, 01:43 PM

Going to go with Combine hear.

Smufs just sound tasty.
Some Smurf berries.
Some Smurf jam.

Yummy Smurfs.

And most things from Wily Wonka like the wallpaper.

I'm also curious as to which Pokemon would be the most edible.

Dylflon · 08-18-2009, 03:14 PM

I would eat fatty cheeseburgers every day if they were good for you.

But they're not, so I don't.

Swan · 08-18-2009, 03:46 PM

Panda.

Yum.

DeathsHand · 08-18-2009, 04:01 PM

The Slime from Ghostbusters 2.

Brett Favre.

TheGame · 08-18-2009, 04:07 PM

Things with milk and cheese, and things with too much sodium mess me up pretty good. Its not "impossible" for me to eat, but I avoid it.

KillerGremlin · 08-18-2009, 07:02 PM

I could go for some moon...it's made out of cheese. And some cotton cloud candy.

I wasn't aware Unicorns had nipples. I hope they do otherwise I definitely don't want any of that milk.

TheSlyMoogle · 08-19-2009, 02:42 AM

Gummiberry Juice.
Chocolate frogs with moving picture cards.
Some of bert's every flavor bean would be nice, actual ones that are every flavor not the shitty knock off muggle shit.
Most things that were in the chocolate factory.

I also assume Miltank would be the tastiest pokemon, but torchic would probably make a delicious spicy chicken sandwich.

On a totally realistic note, I love Kiwi but cannot eat it. Makes my throat and tongue swell the fuck up.

I always figured this would be a great way to kill myself.

Angrist · 08-19-2009, 05:52 AM

Professor S, Dylflon and TheGame need to l2read the thread before posting.

I wish I were a giant and I could eat rainforests as salad.

Typhoid · 08-19-2009, 05:59 AM

I've always wanted to eat Dodo. I assume it's rather tasty. But it's extinct, if it was nowadays, they'd be our chickens.

I mean, the best thing for a species' survival is to be really tasty.

Teuthida · 08-19-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

On a totally realistic note, I love Kiwi but cannot eat it. Makes my throat and tongue swell the fuck up.

I always figured this would be a great way to kill myself.

I get a reaction from kiwi too but not nearly that severe. Just an itchy tongue and throat. The same thing happens with eggplant.