Elephant vs. Domesticated Cat

[Typhoid]

Elephant:





Domestic Cat:

[Fyacin]

C'mon! Elephants are ugly!

[Fox 6]

Im allergic to cats.

[Swan]

I refuse to vote for any feline on account of LOL cats

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Swan

I refuse to vote for any feline on account of LOL cats

Says the guy with a VG cats avatar.

How is it you dislike birds, but are named Swan.
And won't vote for cats while pimping them?

[Teuthida]

Three out of four of these polls involve felines. There's something fishy going on...and by fishy I mean catty...and by catty I mean suspicious.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

Three out of four of these polls involve felines. There's something fishy going on...and by fishy I mean catty...and by catty I mean suspicious.

You sound like a clip from the old Batman series.

Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?
Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...
Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg...
Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!
Chief O'Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!
Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...
Batman: The four of them... Their forces combined...
Robin: Holy nightmare!

[Teuthida]

The best Batman movie of them all.

[KillerGremlin]

I voted cat because for the rest of the animal wars I'm just going to vote for the most absurd choice, throw off the groove.

[Fyacin]

C'mon Cats pwn elephants.