LucasArts Fracture recieves update, greatest name change ever.

[Renwood]

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First of all, some things have changed in the Fracture world since our last look at the game. Case in point: the game's hero, formerly known as Mason Briggs, has undergone a transformation both in name and appearance. He's known as Jet Brody now (which, frankly, sounds a heck of a lot more heroic to our ears, and also sort of like a snowboarder), and unlike the previous character model, with his Brian Bosworth-like mohawk and full-on badittude at the ready, Mr. Brody is just plain bad. He's now geared up with armor that makes him look more like the cybernetic stud that he should be.

If Mason Briggs wasn't already the greatest name I'd ever heard for a badass gun-toting rebel who lives by no law but his own, then Jet Brody took Mason Briggs, brutally fucked him into submission, and fed his broken body to a lake of rabid sea turtles.

Then lit a cigarette by shooting his own gun into his face.

[Aladuf]

Jet Brody? *slow clap* Brilliant name, that is seriously fucking amazing!

[Renwood]

Behold and rejoice, for this is the face of your new God.

[Aladuf]

He looks like a COG :P

[Renwood]

Jet Brody dismisses your pathetic attempts to discredit his sense of originality and style.

His will be done.

[Aladuf]

Why is Jet Brody not in the title of this thread? You're not doing him justice. He would be disappointed.

[Renwood]

Jet Brody's foresight led him to know that placing his name within the title would result in mass aneurysms for those unable to ease into digesting his glory.

It would also have caused all discussion to come to a halt, were it so plain that no other topic but Jet Brody merited further discussion. Jet Brody is happy to allow us to labor under the continued delusion that our lives have meaning that is not Jet Brody.

[GameMaster]

Iron Man would murder his ass in a second.

I love how this tool, Jet Brody, thinks he's above smiling for promotional pictures. What a sack of shit.

[Renwood]

Death to the Interloper

[Aladuf]

We don't need any bad mouthing of Jet Brody. Now GM apologize because that was WAY out of line and we all know you didn't mean to say it and you're deeply sorry. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!

[GameMaster]

I'm sorry! FORGIVE ME!!

[Aladuf]

Good, that's good. I forgive you and I know Jet Brody does too. Another peaceful resolution here at GameTavern.

[Renwood]

Jet Brody forgives. He does not forget.

[Aladuf]

Originally Posted by Renwood

Jet Brody forgives. He does not forget.

[Aladuf]

Also, what the fuck? Look at that scar that goes from his head to his cheek. What the hell happened? Did he get whacked in the face by a snow shovel or something?! shit.