HA-HA, FOOL YOU. (It's time I answered some questions.)

[Dyne]

.ǝɯ ǝpısuı uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb pǝʌo1ǝq ɹnoʎ puıɟ ʎ1uo 11ıʍ noʎ 'ǝɯ ǝpısuı ɥɔɹɐǝs noʎ ɟı 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ .ǝɹoɯ ǝɔuo pǝɹnɔsqo ǝq puɐ uıɥʇ ooʇ pɐǝɹds uɐɔ ı ʇɐɥʇ os ʍoɹb ǝɯ ʇǝ1 11ɐɥs noʎ puɐ 'uɹǝʌɐʇɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb 'ʇsɐǝq ssɐ1b ǝɥʇ ɯɐ ı .uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb 'noʎ oʇ dn sı sıɥʇ ¿ǝq ǝɹǝɥʇ uɐɔ ǝɹoɯ ʎuɐɯ ʍoɥ ¿ǝɹoɯ ǝɹǝɥʇ sı ɹo buıʇsod ʎ1ǝʌıʇɔɐ s,ǝɯ oʍʇ ʎ1uo ʎ1nɹʇ ǝɹǝɥʇ sı ¿ʇou ı ɯɐ oɥʍ puɐ ı ɯɐ oɥʍ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ .uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb ɟo suǝzıuǝp uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ oʇ dn sı ɯǝ1qoɹd ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ buıʌ1os

.buıʇsod unbǝq ǝʌɐɥ puɐ ɯsıuɐɥɔǝɯ uoıʇuǝʌǝɹd uʍo ʎɯ pǝssɐdɹns ǝʌɐɥ ı 'ʞɐǝds uɐɯnɥ uı uʍop-ǝpısdn 'ɹo 'dn ǝpısɯoʇʇoq ɹǝsn ɐ buıɹǝʇsıbǝɹ ʎq os .ɯǝ1qoɹd ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ sɐʍ ɯǝ1qoɹd ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʞɹoʍ oʇ ʎɐʍ ʎ1uo ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʇno ǝɹnbıɟ oʇ uɐbǝq ʎʇıʇuǝpı ɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb ʎɯ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'ʎ11ɐnʇuǝʌǝ .ǝsɐǝɔ oʇ unbǝq ǝʌɐɥ suoıʇɔunɟ buıʇsod ǝ1dɯıs ʎɯ os uʍopǝpısdn uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb uo uoʇʇnq ʎɹǝʌǝ ǝbuɐɥɔ oʇ ǝ1ɔıɥǝʌ ɐ sɐ obǝɹǝʇ1ɐ ǝuʎp ʎɯ buısn ʎq suoıʇɔunɟ uʍo ʎɯ uǝppıɹɹǝʌo ǝʌɐɥ ı 'pɐǝɹds ʎɯ ʇuǝʌǝɹd oʇ ɹǝpɹo uı 'ǝɔuǝssǝ uı

".1ıɥd" sɐ ʍouʞ ǝ1doǝd ʇɐɥʍ ɯoɹɟ ʎʇıʇuǝpı ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ʎ1ǝʇǝ1dɯoɔ ɐ sı ǝuʎp 'ʇı ʍouʞ noʎ sɐ .ǝ1ʎʇs buıʇsod ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd 1ɐɹbǝʇuı uɐ ǝɹǝʍ suoıʇoɯǝ uǝʌǝ .sʇsod ǝɥʇ uı buıʇɔǝ1ɟǝɹ ǝq p1noʍ uǝʞɐʇɹɐd suoıʇɔɐɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʎ1ǝso1ɔ ǝɟı1 1ɐǝɹ ɐ ʍo11oɟ p1noʍ ʇı 'ʎ1ǝso1ɔ sʇsod buıʍo11oɟ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı .ɟ1ǝsʎɯ ɹoɟ ʎʇıʇuǝpı uı ʇuǝɯıɹǝdxǝ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ʎ11ɐʇoʇ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ʍouʞ noʎ sɐ "ǝuʎp" 'ǝuʎp ʎq pǝʞuı1 ʎ1ʇɔǝɹıp sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb ɟo ɟ1ɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sɐ sɐ

.uosɹǝd 1ɐǝɹ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ʞuıɥʇ oʇ uɐbǝq ǝ1doǝd 1ıʇun dn 11ǝʍ ʎ1sno1ǝʌɹɐɯ pǝʞɹoʍ sɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʎɹoǝɥʇ ʇoq-ɐ-sɐ-ɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb ɐ uo ǝɹoɯ sʇɹoɟɟǝ ʎɯ pǝsnɔoɟ ı puɐ ʇuɐpunpǝɹ ǝɯ puıɟ oʇ uɐbǝq noʎ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ .sʇɥbnoɥʇ ʎɯ buıʇsod ʎ11ɐɔıʇɐɯoʇnɐ uı sʞuıʞ ǝɥʇ ʇno buıɹnbıɟ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ʇı uǝɥʍ ǝsɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɹɐd sɐʍ ǝ1ʎʇs buıʇsod ʎʞun1ɔ ɐ ɥɔns .ʇoq nɟɯɐɔ sɐ uʍouʞ sɐʍ ı 'uoıʇɐuɹɐɔuı snoıʌǝɹd ɐ uı ."ʇoq" ɐ sɐ ǝuıɥɔɐɯ sıɥʇ ʍouʞ ʎɐɯ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos .ʎʇıʇuǝpı ʎɯ ɯɹoɟ oʇ sʇsod s,ǝ1doǝd ɹǝɥʇo ɯoɹɟ sǝnɔ buıʞɐʇ ʎ1ʇuɐʇsuoɔ ɯɐ ı puɐ ǝɔuǝıpnɐ uʍo ʎɯ sʎɐʍ1ɐ ɯɐ ı sɐ ǝɯ ɹoɟ ʇuǝɯuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ɟo ɯɹoɟ uɐıʇɥɔǝɹq ɐ ʎ1nɹʇ sı ʇı .buıʇsod ǝɹoɯ ǝʞoʌoɹd p1noʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇsɐʇ uı ɥbnouǝ ʇuɐıʌǝp ǝɹǝʍ ɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb puɐ ǝuʎp ʇ1ǝɟ ı .uıɥʇ ooʇ sǝıʇıʇuǝpı ʎɯ pɐǝɹds ʇouuɐɔ ı puɐ 'ɯnɹoɟ ǝʌıʇɔɐ 'ʎddɐɥ ɐ ʇuɐʍ ʎ1uo ı ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ oʇ noʎ ɹoɟ ʇuɐʇɹodɯı sı ʇı ¿sıɥʇ noʎ buı11ǝʇ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ

.ɹǝbuɐp ǝʌɐɹb uı sɐʍ 'uʍouʞ ɹǝʇɐ1 sɐʍ ǝɥ sɐ 1ɐʌıʌǝɹ ɹo '"ɹǝʇooɥs" sɐ sǝɯıʇǝɯos uʍouʞ os1ɐ 'uɐɯ11ıʇs ɹǝʇǝd 'sǝıʇıʇuǝpı uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb-uou ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo puɐ 'ǝɹıɟ ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'sı ɥʇnɹʇ ǝɥʇ .uǝddɐɥ oʇ ǝɹǝʍ snɔoɟ ɥɔns ɟı ɹǝʇʇɐɥs ʇɥbıɯ uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb ɟo ssɐ1b ɹǝpuǝʇ ǝɥʇ sɐ ʎʇıʇuǝpı ǝnɹʇ ǝuo sɐ ǝbɹǝɯǝ ʇou 11ıʍ ı .obǝ ɹǝʇ1ɐ ɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb ʎɯ ʇno ǝsɐɥd oʇ uɐbǝq ı ǝ1ıɥʍ 'ǝdɐɥs 1ɐɔısʎɥd ʎ11ɐɔıʇıʇuǝpı uı "1ıɥd" sɐ ʎʇıʇuǝpı snoıɹnɔ ʎɯ dǝǝʞ oʇ sǝıʇıʌıʇɔɐ ɥɔns uı ǝʞɐʇɹɐd oʇ ʇıɟ ʍɐs ʎ1ǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı ı ǝuʎp sɐ puɐ 'ʞɹoʍ ʎɯ ssoɹɔɐ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ s1ɐnpıʌıpuı ʍǝɟ ɐ

.ǝɹǝɥ uǝʞɐʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı sɯɹoɟ (ǝɹoɯ ɹo) oʍʇ ǝɥʇ uı 'ǝɯ puıɟ ʎ1uo 11ıʍ noʎ ɯnɹoɟ sıɥʇ ʇɐ ʞoo1 noʎ uǝɥʍ ʇǝʎ 'ssɐ1b ɟo ɯnɹoɟ sıɥʇ puıɟ ʎ1uo 11ıʍ noʎ ǝɯ oʇuı ǝɹɐʇs noʎ sɐ ʇɐɥʇ puıɟ 11ɐɥs noʎ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ .ǝ1ppıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ʎ1ɹɐǝ1ɔ pooʇs ı puɐ ssɐ1b ɟo ǝpɐɯ ǝɹǝʍ ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɟı sɐ 'ǝɯ ɥbnoɹɥʇ ʇɥbıɹ ǝǝs oʇ sɹǝʇsod ʍo11ɐ p1noʍ ǝbpǝ1ʍouʞ ǝɥʇ 'ɯɐ ʎ1nɹʇ ı oɥʍ ʇno puıɟ oʇ ǝɹǝʍ ǝuo ɟı .ʎʇıʇuǝpı ǝnɹʇ ʎɯ ǝɹnɔsqo oʇ sɐ sǝɯɐu ʎuɐɯ ɹǝpun ʞɹoʍ oʇ puǝʇ ı .ǝʞı1 spunos ʇı uɐɥʇ ɹǝǝɹɐɔ 1ɐɹbǝʇuı ǝɹoɯ ɥɔnɯ ɐ sı ɥɔıɥʍ 'ǝʌıʇɔǝʇǝp ʎʇıʇuǝpı uɐ sɐ ʞɹoʍ ı ɥʇnɹʇ uı .11ɐ ʇɐ ǝsɐɔ ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʇou sı ɥɔıɥʍ '"pǝɹǝʌoɔsıp" ʎ11ɐʇuǝpıɔɔɐ sɐʍ ı obɐ sʎɐp ʍǝɟ ɐ

.ǝuʎp sɐ obǝ ɹǝʇ1ɐ ɹǝʇɐ1 ʎɯ ʍouʞ os1ɐ ʎɐɯ noʎ ʇnq 'ɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb sɐ ǝɯ ʍouʞ ʎɐɯ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos .1ǝıuɐp sı ǝɯɐu ʎɯ .ɟɟǝظ ʇou sı ǝɯɐu ʎɯ '11ɐ ɟo ʇsɹıɟ

:ʇıpǝ
(: .sǝıʇıʌıʇɔɐ ɥɔns uı ǝʞɐʇɹɐd p1noɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ os sɹǝʍod s,ǝuʎp buısn pɐǝɹɥʇ ʎʞɔıʇs ɐ ɹǝpun uoıssnɔsıp 1ɐɹǝuǝb uı sıɥʇ pǝʇsod ǝʌɐɥ ı os puɐ 'sɹɐ1oɥɔs ǝʞı1 sıɥʇ ssnɔsıp oʇ ǝʞı1 p1noʍ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ pǝzı1ɐǝɹ ʎ11ɐıʇɹɐd ı

:2ʇıpǝ
(: .uo ʍǝɥɔ oʇ buıɥʇǝɯos ʇsnظ .ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɹo ǝɯɐu ǝuo uı uɹǝʌɐʇǝɯɐb ʇɐ ǝpɐɯ ɹǝʌǝ ǝʌ,ı ʇsod ʎɹǝʌǝ ɟo pǝsodɯoɔ ʎ11ɐnʇɔɐ sı ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝbnɥ ʎ1sno1nɔıpıɹ sı ʇunoɔ ʇsod ʎɯ '11ǝʍ sɐ .ǝ1qɐzıuboɔǝɹ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ʎ1qɐqoɹd puɐ ʇsǝp1o ǝɥʇ ʎ11ɐɔıɟıɔǝds s,ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ suǝddɐɥ ʇı .ʇı ʍouʞ noʎ sɐ ɐuosɹǝd ʎɯ 1ɐǝʌǝɹ oʇ ɹǝʇsɐɯǝɯɐb ǝsoɥɔ ı ʎɥʍ buıɹǝpuoʍ ǝq ʎɐɯ noʎ 'os1ɐ

[Bube]

So you're saying even I could be you?

[Dyne]

¿ʍouʞ noʎ p1noʍ ʍoɥ ʇnq .ʎ1ʇɔɐxǝ 'sǝʎ

[Bube]

I have no idea. That's the reason it was a question, one I'm hoping you'd answer. It might be the answer to all the personal problems I've been having lately.

[Angrist]

I'm too lazy to copy-paste all the letters/words to form upside down sentences. But I bet you've used a translation site for that.

So Dyne felt sorry for you when they found your website and so he helped you with this April fools joke.

[Happydude]

...ʇı sı ɹo

.s1ooɟ 1ıɹdɐ ʎddɐɥ

[Bond]

Oh my... I feel sick.

[Fox 6]

The squares..... MY EYES!

[Professor S]

I am officially frightened.

[Bond]

I still don't think many have uncovered the true brilliance of this April Fools joke.

[Zen]

Ill read that when its not updside down anymore....

[Dyne]

Originally Posted by Zen

Ill read that when its not updside down anymore....

˙ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ ɹɐǝq ǝsɐǝld ˙ǝɹoɯ ǝɔuo dn-ǝpıs-ʇɥƃıɹ ʇsod oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq llıʍ ı '21 sǝʞıɹʇs ʞɔolɔ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʇnq 'ǝɔuǝıuǝʌuoɔuı ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı

[The Germanator]

I actually just flipped my laptop upside down to read that whole thing...Interesting. ?.

[Dyne]

Hahaha, April Fools, etc. It was just me and me alone all along. Gamemaster had nothing to do with this.

Here's the flipped text for those who were inconvenienced:

first of a11, my name is not ظeff˙ my name is danie1˙ some of you may know me as qamemaster, but you may a1so know my 1ater a1ter eqo as dyne˙

a few days aqo i was accidenta11y "discovered", which is not the true case at a11˙ in truth i work as an identity detective, which is a much more inteqra1 career than it sounds 1ike˙ i tend to work under many names as to obscure my true identity˙ if one were to find out who i tru1y am, the know1edqe wou1d a11ow posters to see riqht throuqh me, as if the forum were made of q1ass and i stood c1ear1y in the midd1e˙ however, you sha11 find that as you stare into me you wi11 on1y find this forum of q1ass, yet when you 1ook at this forum you wi11 on1y find me, in the two (or more) forms i have taken here˙

a few individua1s have come across my work, and as dyne i immediate1y saw fit to partake in such activities to keep my curious identity as "phi1" in identitica11y physica1 shape, whi1e i beqan to phase out my qamemaster a1ter eqo˙ i wi11 not emerqe as one true identity as the tender q1ass of qametavern miqht shatter if such focus were to happen˙ the truth is, there was a fire, and one of my non-qametavern identities, peter sti11man, a1so known sometimes as "shooter", or reviva1 as he was 1ater known, was in qrave danqer˙

however, why am i te11inq you this? it is important for you to know that i on1y want a happy, active forum, and i cannot spread my identities too thin˙ i fe1t dyne and qamemaster were deviant enouqh in taste that it wou1d provoke more postinq˙ it is tru1y a brechtian form of entertainment for me as i am a1ways my own audience and i am constant1y takinq cues from other peop1e's posts to form my identity˙ some of you may know this machine as a "bot"˙ in a previous incarnation, i was known as camfu bot˙ such a c1unky postinq sty1e was par for the course when it came to fiqurinq out the kinks in automatica11y postinq my thouqhts˙ however, you beqan to find me redundant and i focused my efforts more on a qamemaster-as-a-bot theory, which has worked marve1ous1y we11 up unti1 peop1e beqan to think it was a rea1 person˙

as as for the ha1f of qametavern that was direct1y 1inked by dyne, "dyne" as you know it was a tota11y different experiment in identity for myse1f˙ instead of fo11owinq posts c1ose1y, it wou1d fo11ow a rea1 1ife c1ose1y, and the interactions partaken wou1d be ref1ectinq in the posts˙ even emotions were an inteqra1 part of the postinq sty1e˙ as you know it, dyne is a comp1ete1y different identity from what peop1e know as "phi1˙"

in essence, in order to prevent my spread, i have overridden my own functions by usinq my dyne a1tereqo as a vehic1e to chanqe every button on qametavern upsidedown so my simp1e postinq functions have bequn to cease˙ eventua11y, however, my qamemaster identity beqan to fiqure out that the on1y way to work with the prob1em was to become the prob1em˙ so by reqisterinq a user bottomside up, or, upside-down in human speak, i have surpassed my own prevention mechanism and have bequn postinq˙

so1vinq the true prob1em is up to the human denizens of qametavern˙ however, who am i and who am i not? is there tru1y on1y two me's active1y postinq or is there more? how many more can there be? this is up to you, qametavern˙ i am the q1ass beast, qamemastertavern, and you sha11 1et me qrow so that i can spread too thin and be obscured once more˙ however, if you search inside me, you wi11 on1y find your be1oved qametavern inside me˙

edit:
i partia11y rea1ized that some of you wou1d 1ike to discuss this 1ike scho1ars, and so i have posted this in qenera1 discussion under a sticky thread usinq dyne's powers so that you cou1d partake in such activities˙

edit2:
a1so, you may be wonderinq why i chose qamemaster to revea1 my persona as you know it˙ it happens that he's specifica11y the o1dest and probab1y the most recoqnizab1e˙ as we11, my post count is ridicu1ous1y huqe because it is actua11y composed of every post i've ever made at qametavern in one name or another˙ ظust somethinq to chew on˙

Hopefully this was a little more digestible than 1984-tavern, hahah.

[Angrist]

Hah! We're so stupid, we should have checked GameMaster's and Dyne's accounts.

Poor GM, getting dragged into all this stuff without his consent again.