You're supposed to make resolutions, not just drink champagne and kiss some random girl then dodge the slap. So I present to you, "Hell, I can do that! Resolutions for 2008" courtesy of Men's Health, chopped down to my liking:
2. Congratulations on finally going hands-free while driving. Now try going phone-free when backing out of the parking space, and iPod-free while changing lanes, smart guy.
5. Act like a grown-up when you're writing an e-mail: No more emoticons and cut the LOLs, which now means "loser on line."
7. It's been too long. Enough with calling dudes "dude."
12. Traffic exists. So leave the house 10 minutes earlier. You'll do 10 percent less swearing, stressing, and apologizing.
Now, that's not to hard is it? I took out all the difficult ones, like cut down by one beer per session. Just do these and make the world a better place... for you and for me and the entire human race... there are people dying, if you care enough for the living... make a better place for you and for me.
Author's note: If you understand the reference, you're no better than the original poster, so don't even bother. Just keep your little nephew indoors
Happy New Year
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