The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face

Bond · 07-17-2007, 12:52 PM

http://duggmirror.com/apple/The_iPho...face/?u=iphone

Funny read.

KillerGremlin · 07-17-2007, 12:59 PM

funny...and true!

i love how they took the limit...heh

gekko · 07-17-2007, 05:32 PM

That guy is such a tool. You can tell he's never used an iPhone, because ... doesn't require 9 key presses, it requires a maximum of 5, minimum of 3. You can click the symbol button, drag to the symbol, and let go to get to symbols quickly. Or tap (1) to open, tap the symbol (2,3,4,), and tap to close (5) all of which happens in a second.

Not to mention web browsing doesn't even compare to using your iPhone, which is still a phone and I wouldn't want to browse unless I had to. But nothing can beat the l33tness of Google Maps as a built-in app. It's unreal.

But nothing can beat visual voicemail, no matter how hard you try. I can set my greeting as many times as I want, without ever hearing "If you are satisfied with your message, press 1." I can listen to voicemail's in the order I choose, pause, rewind, fast forward, call back without them leaving the number, and oh ya, I even get voicemail where I have no service!

P.S. My iPhone is lovely, only costs $140 more than the E70 and is a year newer with a cheaper data plan. Owned.

Teuthida · 07-17-2007, 07:10 PM

Pfft, rotary ftw.

Jason1 · 07-17-2007, 07:45 PM

Agree or disagree, that guy is halarious. I especially like the article right before the Iphone one, about the stock photo models.

Swan · 07-17-2007, 08:19 PM

Or the one about the Mac.

We showed that one to a teacher at my school who loves Macs who laughed and said that guy had no life if he spent all the time writing that article...then proceeded to try and disprove everything in it.

KillerGremlin · 07-17-2007, 11:32 PM

if i had the money to waste i'd try out the iphone...but i can do all the simple crap like check for movie times, the weather, and get maps on my phone in a matter of seconds. i also am a text whore (5000 texts last month) so the iphone would not be cool. but hey, whatever floats your boat. i also work around IT, and it's safe to say that the iphone is not going to take the business world.

Bond · 07-17-2007, 11:50 PM

Concerning cell phones in general... I'd just like to say my Razr blows shit and I wish it would die.

BlueFire · 07-18-2007, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bond

Concerning cell phones in general... I'd just like to say my Razr blows shit and I wish it would die.

I fucking hate RAZRs. I had one for about 1 year and a half.. what a mistake. I was on my third razr because they are so fragile... but Im lucky enough to be using a phone that my friend gave me.. Sony Ericsson K750i. Now my RAZR is buried in my drawer of useless shit.

Jason1 · 07-18-2007, 05:35 PM

Yea, EVERYONE has a Razr. I mean EVERYONE, at least it seems like it. Most of my friends have one, and most of them seem to hate it. Im majorly glad I kept with my simple Samsung SGH 319.

CamFu · 07-20-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gekko

That guy is such a tool. You can tell he's never used an iPhone, because ... doesn't require 9 key presses, it requires a maximum of 5, minimum of 3. You can click the symbol button, drag to the symbol, and let go to get to symbols quickly. Or tap (1) to open, tap the symbol (2,3,4,), and tap to close (5) all of which happens in a second.

Not to mention web browsing doesn't even compare to using your iPhone, which is still a phone and I wouldn't want to browse unless I had to. But nothing can beat the l33tness of Google Maps as a built-in app. It's unreal.

But nothing can beat visual voicemail, no matter how hard you try. I can set my greeting as many times as I want, without ever hearing "If you are satisfied with your message, press 1." I can listen to voicemail's in the order I choose, pause, rewind, fast forward, call back without them leaving the number, and oh ya, I even get voicemail where I have no service!

P.S. My iPhone is lovely, only costs $140 more than the E70 and is a year newer with a cheaper data plan. Owned.

You fell to the darkside... I knew it was going to happen, but there was always hope.

There is another phone that is out there, made by HTC. HTC Touch. It's pretty similar to the iPhone but better looking and made by a quality Phone Maker. Go to http://www.htctouch.com I'm impressed by it.

DOWN WITH THE iPhone!

KillerGremlin · 07-21-2007, 10:28 AM

it has no le buttons! how can you text and drive? or do that crazy matt damon departed shit where he texts with his phone in his pocket without looking at the screen. gayz.

gekko · 07-21-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CamFu

There is another phone that is out there, made by HTC. HTC Touch. It's pretty similar to the iPhone but better looking and made by a quality Phone Maker. Go to http://www.htctouch.com I'm impressed by it.

Umm... eww. Not only is it ugly, it runs Windows Mobile. You think I'm trusting my phone to work when it runs Windows? Ha! I made that mistake with a PC once... never again.

CamFu · 07-24-2007, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gekko

Umm... eww. Not only is it ugly, it runs Windows Mobile. You think I'm trusting my phone to work when it runs Windows? Ha! I made that mistake with a PC once... never again.

blah, blah, blah... WM is stupid. I don't care if I overpaid for a phone that actually cost $250 to make, I'm willing to spend that money on a phone that runs Apple.

How how can you say that this is an UGLY phone? And the is phone under $500.

gekko · 07-26-2007, 12:48 AM

Perhaps you should read the reviews on it.

http://crunchgear.com/2007/06/11/htc...one-it-is-not/

BTW, Apple just posted its most profitable quarter ever, making $818 million and also seeing the highest quarterly sales for Macs ever. Steve Jobs is awesome, and I am awesome, and if you want to be awesome too, your phone will run OS X. End of story.