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The greatest 5 seconds the internet has to offer.
Old 03-28-2007, 12:20 AM   #1
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Default The greatest 5 seconds the internet has to offer.

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcont...eatest_fi.html
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:38 AM   #2
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that's not funny at all i want my 5 seconds back!
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:16 AM   #3
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Hahaha! The way his head moves.
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:33 AM   #4
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That was so much longer than adolescent sex.
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:40 AM   #5
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Default Re: The greatest 5 seconds the internet has to offer.

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That was so much longer than adolescent sex.
uhm...how are we suppose to respond to that?
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:00 AM   #6
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uhm...how are we suppose to respond to that?
just smile and nod.
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Old 03-28-2007, 04:54 AM   #7
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Default Re: The greatest 5 seconds the internet has to offer.

Ehm sorry but I didn't find that really funny. I could also whine about moral crap if you want.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:27 AM   #8
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I tend to agree with Angrist. I find that more distasteful than anything.
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:00 AM   #9
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That was pretty rude, but the second time I watched it I cracked a smile, just because that guy looks like a flaming homo.

Oh, and I love violence against women, too.
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:38 AM   #10
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Default Re: The greatest 5 seconds the internet has to offer.

The dance is great, but the smack is pretty harsh. Maybe if he just dumped water on her or something...Would have had the same effect with out having to hit the hell out of her.
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:59 PM   #11
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Where does it say it's not a fake smack?
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:44 PM   #12
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And here she gets beat up as he dances: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqskA-KkJo

And slapped again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7U1zgYZdU

And...*thud*: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ0ET0j8ovc

If I had to guess, I would say that the first vid was staged.
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:30 PM   #13
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I bet she gets brain damage really young.
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:17 PM   #14
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Yeah, stage fighting is easier than most people think.
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:52 PM   #15
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President David Palmer and myself are sickened by this video.

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