Stop Alien Abductions

[Teuthida]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Haven't been abducted yet so it must work.

[thatmariolover]

I laughed pretty hard at this.

[GameMaster]

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."

Sounds like a mental patient.

A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid.

Ahahaahaha!