If Infinium Labs entered the fast food industry

[Dylflon]

Cashier: Hello and welcome to Phantom Burger. How may I serve you?

Customer: Oh, well I hear you guys have a great burger with all sorts of neat vegetables and cheeses. I hear it's some kind of wonderful.

Cashier: Oh yes, the Phantom burger is going to be amazing.

Customer: Wait...going to be?

Cashier: Yes. You see, the burger isn't ready yet, but when it is, it will be fantastic.

Customer: Oh...so you have nothing I could buy and eat?

Cashier: Not per se, but what you can do is for mere pennies, buy stock in the Phantom Burger and when it revolutionizes how we eat fast food, you can share in the spoils.

Customer: You have no actual burger to show me? All the other fast food places are showing their burgers. Why can't I see yours?

Cashier: Could you hold on a moment? I'm being indicted.

[KillerGremlin]

In hindsight, I wonder why people didn't catch on. It is called the Phantom....

[Neo]

Cashier: The Phantom Burger comes with no condiments, but we bring them to you as you want them.

Customer: So if I want mustard and lettuce you will bring them to me?

Cashier: Well no we don't have those condiments, but we can bring you anchovies and deviled eggs.

Customer: That sounds disgusting. I don't want those condiments.

Cashier: But we bring them to you as you want them, you don't ever have to get up and come to the counter.

Customer: Why would you do that?

Cashier: Because you're going to pay us $19.95 per month for our burger service.

Customer: Phuck off.

[GameMaster]

This is getting to be so trendy, I have to do one!