If Xbox entered the Fast Food Industry...

Professor S · 05-19-2006, 08:54 PM

And now for a Microsoft version...

Quote:

Man - Hi, could I get a Xburger with cheese?

Cashier - Sure thing, here you go. That will be $7.99.

Man - What? For a burger?

Cashier - No, thats for a Xburger meal, thats comes with fries and a soda.

Man - But I only wanted a Xburger!

Cashier - Sorry, at this time out Xburgers only come in a meal bundle

Man - ... and the fries are stale... amd the soda is FLAT!

Cashier - Yes, but its in a bundle, and meal bundles are cool.

Man - Ok, fine. *Man pays cashier*

Cashier - BTW, we just launched our Super Xburger! It has twice the beef and cheese along with a cool faceplate.

Man - But I just bought this burger. Think you could give me a chance to eat it? By the way, I need some ketchup packets.

Cashier - Sorry sir, but you know how the burger biz is. Your burger is already outmoded. We are now only making condiments for the Super Xburger.

Man - Its just ketchup. Can't I just squeeze it onto my burger?

Cashier - Sorry sir, our ketchup is not backwards compatable.

Man - Why not?

Cahier - ... ... ... ... Would you like a Super Xburger, sir?

KillerGremlin · 05-20-2006, 02:25 PM

Fast food sucks in general.

If all 3 consoles are being represented by craptastic food does that make PCs the Olive Garden?

Teuthida · 05-20-2006, 02:29 PM

Oh why did I ever post that first one. And misusing the quotation tags makes baby Limm cry.

GameMaster · 05-20-2006, 04:01 PM

Would any game company be capable of completing a successful transaction with a customer without any confusion, gimmicks, or general frustration?

Let's see someone make a successful fast-food industry dialogue.

KillerGremlin · 05-20-2006, 06:59 PM

The perfect product?

I dunno, it seems hard to please everybody.

I bet the spoon is pretty close to being the perfect product. You don't hear much about the anti-spoon people.

Neo · 05-20-2006, 07:18 PM

No I'd say it's the anti-spork crowd you have to watch out for. They'll tear you a new one.

Teuthida · 05-20-2006, 08:07 PM

How could anyone be against the spork? Spoon and fork intertwined into a utensil of beautiful functionality.

KillerGremlin · 05-20-2006, 08:39 PM

You could stab yourself with a spork.

Spoons are quite harmless, yet so helpful.

And there's that one line:

"Here's a spoon, now eat my ass."

That you gotta love.