Damn you science!

[KillerGremlin]

So I'm sitting here, listening to Prodigy, enjoying my night before school, and eating this delicious Florida orange. And the stupid thing has a bunch of seeds in it...which would be alright, but each orange slice is like two and a half inches long, which is really small for an orange. So, I actually took out a small glass that is now being used as a spitting glass. I feel like a tobacco chewer. Anyway, good orange, bad seeds, good times.

And what the hell!!!! Didn't scientists figure out how to rid all oranges of seeds? This is an outrage and I'm calling up the agricultural commission and threatening to send them anthrax.